Unoffendable Brant Hansen Quotes

#1. Do transvestites have to dress up for Halloween or do they pretty much qualify from the get-go?

Dana Gould

#2. Twenty or 30 years from now, I'm going to be on a beach in Jamaica.

Idris Elba

#3. I went to sea from the most tender age and have continued in a sea life to this day. Whoever gives himself up to this art wants to know the secrets of Nature here below. It is more than forty years that I have been thus engaged. Wherever any one has sailed, there I have sailed.

Christopher Columbus

#4. I do a lot of running, and I do it every day. I run on a track, I run hills and I work the stair-stepper extremely hard. I do some type of cardio every day. In addition, I have a passion for golf, and that helps me stay fit, too.

Jerry Rice

#5. Great restaurants are, of course, nothing but mouth-brothels. There is no point in going to them if one intends to keep one's belt buckled.

Frederic Raphael

#6. The cry for peace will be a cry in the wilderness, so long as the spirit of nonviolence does not dominate millions of men and women.

Mahatma Gandhi