Unintelligible Jargon Quotes

#1. While wading through the whimsies, the puerilities, and unintelligible jargon of this work [Plato's Republic], I laid it down often to ask myself how it could have been that the world should have so long consented to give reputation to such nonsense as this?

Thomas Jefferson

#2. I'm not a bling-bling guy; I can't pull it off. I just look like an idiot.

Michael Vartan

#3. Supporting drama for young people is close to my heart.

James Nesbitt

#4. What is a throne? A chair; ornamented but a poisonous chair!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#5. Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.

Groucho Marx

#6. Infatuation, unlike love, is impossible to sustain...

Kaira Rouda

#7. (why exactly twenty-somethings are considered so vital to protest movements, I never figured out, seeing as how they never vote and have no money)

Nell Zink

#8. Turkish authorities replied with a simple message: You stole the statue - we're keeping our foot.

Dan Brown

#9. In order to heal others, we first need to heal ourselves. And to heal ourselves, we need to know how to deal with ourselves.

Thich Nhat Hanh

#10. Be myself. If only I remembered what it was like to be myself. I'm a fucking waitress in a crappy bar in a small town in the middle of nowhere. I was going nowhere. I had nothing to give him beside myself and my heart and he denied me.

Stephanie Witter

#11. Olivia is a piece of art. You have to know how to interpret her, how to see the beauty under the harsh lines of her personality.

Tarryn Fisher

#12. The funny thing is, the girls that I'm always up against for roles are pretty nice and cool, like Emma Watson. She's awesome.

Amanda Seyfried