Unforunate Quotes

#1. Well, he was wearing those really bad pants ant that awful shirt. Clearly he did need some things explained to him bya teenager, but i didn't think it was the right time to mention his unforunate and obvious fashion impairment.

P.C. Cast

#2. The pipe marks the point at which the orangutan ends and man begins.

Ben Jonson

#3. So if you see Ten Years After, it's not me anymore. I'm very happy with what I am doing now.

Alvin Lee

#4. At times the world may seem an unfriendly and sinister place, but believe that there is much more good in it than bad. All you have to do is look hard enough. and what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events may in fact be the first steps of a journey.

Lemony Snicket

#5. Most of us live our lives like toads, sitting perfectly still, under a plantain leaf. We are waiting for a fly to come our way. When it comes out darts the tongue. We nab it.
That is all. We eat it.

Sherwood Anderson

#6. We can't let your fans think you're taken, especially because it's not true."
Mackenzie Winters

Bella Jeanisse

#7. Tej seemed such a sunny personality, much of the time
these flashes of dark were like a crack in the sky, shocking and wrong. Reminding him that the daylight was the illusion, the scattering of light by the atmosphere, and the endless night was the permanent default behind it all.

Lois McMaster Bujold

#8. It is commonplace that a problem stated is well on its way to solution, for statement of the nature of a problem signifies that the underlying quality is being transformed into determinate distinctions of terms and relations or has become an object of articulate thought.

John Dewey

#9. Somebody's gotta win and somebody's gotta lose and I believe in letting the other guy lose.

Pete Rose

#10. The opposite of joy is not sorrow. It is unbelief.

Leslie Weatherhead

#11. People seem to think that they can't come up with ideas, and they're wrong. They can and they do, but they just think of it as daydreaming, or wasting time. Kids get told not to make things up, and in my case, nobody told me long enough, or it just didn't stick.

Neil Gaiman