Unflexible Cartwheel Quotes

#1. One man told me that literacy made it a lot more fun for him to masturbate.

Kurt Vonnegut

#2. My paintings are so legible, I feel guilty.

Doris McCarthy

#3. My dad only ever talked about two things: bicycles and Mercedes.

Raf Simons

#4. She wondered if J.D. had polo ponies on his condoms.

Julie James

#5. The decline of manners, the cynical pursuit without shame or restraint of personal advantage and of money characterizes our times, not without exceptions, of course, but more than we ought to be comfortable with.

J. Irwin Miller

#6. Even though God could create all kinds of things, he could hardly create himself before he had a "self" to create with. So there was only one possibility left: God had always existed. But she had already rejected that possibility! Everything that existed had to have a beginning.

Jostein Gaarder

#7. And what more could a man hope for but to conquer death?

Brent Weeks

#8. It is likely your own eyes were closed when you were born, so that you left the safe place of your mother's womb - or, if you are a seahorse, your father's yolk sac - and joined the treachery of the world without seeing exactly where you were going.

Lemony Snicket

#9. I always vaguely knew I wanted to perform, but I haven't got the greatest singing voice and my dancing isn't up to scratch. Acting was really the only alternative. My parents have been really supportive throughout.

Ruth Wilson

#10. Taking your own life could become the ultimate failure, because you will be killing and closing the existing door to a chance that might have been waiting to lead you into another path.

Archibald Marwizi

#11. You may talk of the tyranny of Nero and Tiberius; but the real tyranny is the tyranny of your next-door neighbor.

Walter Bagehot