Underarms Quotes

#1. Love enters us like a vague ailment. Your head spins. Your underarms tingle. Love hurts and love has consequences: marriage, babies, separation, longing, human complications.

Chloe Thurlow

#2. My legs, arms, torso, underarms, and parts of my eyebrows have been stripped of the stuff, leaving me like a plucked bird, ready for roasting.

Suzanne Collins

#3. Under Kate's tireless and frankly intrusive instruction, my legs and underarms are shaved to perfection, my eyebrows plucked, and I am buffed all over.

Anonymous

#4. Carrying that lumber the forty meters from the forest had left his knuckles blistered, his underarms sopping, but now a few hours of flames had lifted what had taken him months to design, weeks to carry, days to build, all but the nails and rivets, all but the hinges and bolts, all into the sky.

Anthony Marra

#5. She was a hippie teacher who worked in the Peace Corps in Nepal and had hairy underarms. Fucking gross. And that's just concerning the Peace Corps. Brad Wollack

Chelsea Handler

#6. I am Armenian, so of course I am obsessed with laser hair removal! Arms, bikini, legs, underarms ... my entire body is hairless.

Kim Kardashian

#7. The people who flood our living-rooms with a smorgasbord of commercial messages about fetid breath, moist underarms and troubled intestines know this: an appropriate time, place and manner to sell a product is any that sells the product.

George Will

#8. I couldn't even imagine not being able to take long, hot showers or wear makeup whenever I wanted or shave my underarms. There are certain things people take for granted.

Selenis Leyva

#9. A gun in your hand makes a fool out of you. A gun in your hand makes a target out of me.

Henry Rollins

#10. People say to me all the time, 'You have no fear.' I tell them, 'No, that's not true. I'm scared all the time. You have to have fear in order to have courage. I'm a courageous person because I'm a scared person.'

Ronda Rousey

#11. Sally Field taught me to do needlepoint on 'Steel Magnolias,' and a standby painter on 'Pelican Brief' taught me to knit. I'm pretty good at it now!

Julia Roberts

#12. As a child, I disliked books in which children learned to be 'better' children.

Beverly Cleary

#13. I've heard you say my name in a lot of ways, Salem. Gotta say hearing you say it in bed when I'm about to eat you up is probably my favorite to date.

Jay Crownover

#14. All taboos serve different human interests by avoiding those things which threaten to cause offence or distress

Kate Burridge

#15. The second half of joy is shorter than the first

Emily Dickinson

#16. After the final no there comes a yes.

Wallace Stevens

#17. You believe that you live in the world, where in fact the world lives within you.

Deepak Chopra

#18. The greatest of men must turn beggars when they have to do with Christ.

Matthew Henry

#19. Rock is fine. No structural damage to rock. Rock can break through paper at any point. Just say the word. Paper sucks.

Demetri Martin

#20. Nothing is going to improve my hearing. I've only got to prevent it from getting worse.

Stephanie Beacham