Uncyclopedia Wikia Quotes

#1. You
not wanting me
was
the beginning of me
wanting myself
thank you

Nayyirah Waheed

#2. The Mass-and I mean every single Mass-is heaven on earth. Literally.

Scott Hahn

#3. I don't know if I should care for a man who made life easy; I should want someone who made it interesting.

Edith Wharton

#4. We can be more inclusive.

Bobby Scott

#5. Flattery is like friendship in show, but not in fruit.

Socrates

#6. College professors have two bad traits. They are logical
and they are easily flattered.

Gertrude Stein

#7. I love going to writers' colonies in pastoral settings where there's nothing to do, but either walk around or read a book or work on your book.

Andrew Sean Greer

#8. I'm usually woken up by the birds and by my schnauzer, Rafa - for me that's the best start to the day. I jump out of bed, throw on some clothes, and race to the polo ground.

Facundo Pieres

#9. A high openness score means you're open-minded - you see the world for what it is - whereas a low openness score means you're incredibly closed-minded, and you see the world the way you want to see it, regardless of what is actually going on.

Adeo Ressi