Uncle Si Sayings

#1. But it had another layer to it, because imitating crass people was kind of liberating - like pretending to be a child or a crazy person. It was something you could do only with someone you really trusted, someone who knew how capable and good you actually were.

Miranda July

#2. You can't teach an old dog new dog new tricks. Now,you can give an old dog new toys. And we've got one here!

Si Robertson

#3. STORY" is more than half of the word "HISTORY". And that's no accident.

Glenn Beck

#4. To be poor without murmuring is difficult. To be rich without being proud is easy.

Confucius

#5. Suspicion and persecution are weeds of the same dunghill, and flourish best together.

Thomas Paine

#6. A push-and-go wooden duck on wheels can cause quite a lot of damage if wielded with enough force.

Terry Pratchett

#7. I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt.

Si Robertson

#8. Hey, you can't teach an old dog new tricks. Now, you can give an old dog new toys! And, hey, we've got one here.

Si Robertson

#9. In Michigan recently a man won a lawsuit for substantial damages because, he claimed, a rear-end collision in his car had made him a homosexual.

Simon Blackburn

#10. There is a possibility of economic growth through honesty and truth.

Sunday Adelaja

#11. Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson
"Oh, that's just a suggestion.

Si Robertson

#12. Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I!

Si Robertson

#13. Your religion is what you do when the sermon is over.

H. Jackson Brown Jr.

#14. I've always loved you. I never stopped loving you. I'm incapable of it. I'm incapable of loving anyone but you.

Taylor Jenkins Reid

#15. Flowers are an education in a vase.

Robert Genn

#16. God is the shortest distance from zero to infinity.

Alfred Jarry