Unamusing Quotes

#1. Fate seemed to be playing a series of extraordinarily unamusing jokes.

George Orwell

#2. Laugh when good things happen. Laugh when bad things happen. Laugh when life is so plain boring that you can't find anything amusing about it beyond the fact that it's so utterly unamusing.

Brandon Sanderson

#3. Now, scholars can be very useful and necessary, in their own dull and unamusing way. They provide a lot of information. It's just that there is Something More, and that Something More is what life is really all about.

Benjamin Hoff

#4. - most people don't plan past the honeymoon. But reality sets in when it gets down to dirty socks and what's for dinner.

Stephanie Bond

#5. Do you sleep in a coffin?" Okay, I admit that one was a little out of line, not to mention corny.
"Of course not," he laughs loudly. "I sleep in a bed." A pause. "Would you like to see it?

L. H. Cosway

#6. You can't be old and wise, if you were never young and crazy.

Chris Brown

#7. I think the overall mood of the music informs the artwork, but I've found that good lyrics can be inspirational, too.

Neil Farber

#8. Social topics may hit too close to home for people, but then again, if you pull a heartstring, then that's what country music is. It's not just songs about getting drunk and leaving your girl.

Kenny Chesney

#9. And youth, though they see every day the cradle and grave shaped so alike, never believe death will happen to them. I told you it was a comedy.

Parke Godwin

#10. What the myth founds is a double existence between the upper world and the underworld: a dimension of death is introduced into life, and a dimension of life is introduced into death.

Walter Burkert

#11. More and more people back then, and not just Andrew MacIntosh, had found ensuring the survival of the human race a total bore.

Kurt Vonnegut

#12. For this world that men have made, none of us is bad enough. For the world that made us, none is good enough.

Edward Abbey

#13. Don't fight a battle that Jesus has already won the victory for!

Kathy McClary

#14. Gambling to me is what a telephone pole might be to a groundhog. He sees that it's there but doesn't for the life of him understand why.

David Sedaris