Unabomber Sketch Quotes

#1. Mistakes are expensive. Mistakes are good, because we can learn from them. I must be a slow learner because I repeat most of mine.

Linda Greenlaw

#2. The scholarly authorities on freezing to death seem to be, unsurprisingly, Canadians.

Randall Munroe

#3. People make mistakes.

Lauren Barnholdt

#4. I'm never going to let nobody take those kids. They Michael's kids. They have no right to try to take those kids. It's going to be a big mess over that.

Joseph Jackson

#5. Most people talk when they have nothing to say. I'm not talking because I have too much to say. None of which I'd want you to hear.

Megan McCafferty

#6. I actually hate programming, but I love solving problems

Rasmus Lerdorf

#7. Feelings can have a life of their own and you have very little direct control over them, except perhaps to make them worse.

Julian Short

#8. Sharing is Caring - Teaching our children to share is teaching them compassion and love.

Kevin Heath

#9. The business schools reward difficult complex behavior more than simple behavior, but simple behavior is more effective.

Warren Buffett

#10. To rid the world of Osama bin Laden, Anwar al-Awlaki and Moammar Qaddafi within six months: if Obama were a Republican, he'd be on Mount Rushmore by now.

Andrew Sullivan

#11. We're looking at a huge gap between what an entire generation thinks is going to happen during its retirement years and the funds that are there - or, more accurately, are not there - to make good on all those promises.

John C. Goodman

#12. I am utterly in love with my son and my boyfriend and live in the most magical place on Earth. I've been in Norway for ten months now and I have loved every minute of it.

Rebecca Loos

#13. We semaphore from ship to ship, but they're sinking, too.

Mignon McLaughlin