Unabducted Quotes

#1. I bought it, I read it, and I heeded its advice. I remain unabducted.

Neil DeGrasse Tyson

#2. When I write I try as far as possible to forget I'm writing it at all. I tell it down onto the page, as if I'm telling it to one person only, my best friend.

Michael Morpurgo

#3. Horses: dangerous on both ends and crafty in the middle

Arthur Conan Doyle

#4. Miranda raised her eyebrows. Apparently she hadn't figured me for a country music fan. I liked her for that.

Rick Riordan

#5. There is no good day or a bad day, but our perception makes it so.

Debasish Mridha

#6. When you're in government, of course, you have protection and you have people who are looking out for your wellbeing, but you can't live in a state of fear. If you do, you're not going to do your job very well and you're going to give yourself high blood pressure, which probably isn't worth it.

Condoleezza Rice

#7. Alvin didn't cry, didn't curse, didn't holler ... He was too far gone to roar on that day or even to crack. Only I did ... Only I cracked, alone, later in the one place in our house where I knew I could go to be apart from the living and all that they cannot not do.

Philip Roth

#8. I saw a guy juggling chain saws, it was cool, unless something needed to be sawed down, then it's annoying.

Mitch Hedberg

#9. Life is my business; business is not my life.

Don Dunning

#10. God will certainly care for all His creation.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#11. If you have a legal problem, guess how you determine whether or not you need a lawyer. You see a lawyer. Isn't that weird?

George Carlin

#12. I wore it, this careless thing you don't even remember giving to me from your bag. It wasn't a gift, this thing I'm returning. It was barely a gesture, almost forgotten already, this thing I wore like it was dear to me. And it was. No wonder we broke up.

Daniel Handler

#13. jose jaliopinio on a stick" do you like bmw's (big mexican weman)

Jeff Dunham