Umuulan Quotes

#1. It just shows you that if you take a plain, ordinary, moronic intern and make him do the same things over and over again until he loses is mind, you can teach him to do almost anything. I think now that I've mastered IVs, I might take up neurosurgery in my spare time.

Robert Marion

#2. Some die too young, some die too old; the precept sounds strange, but die at the right age.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#3. No matter how much silverware you win in your career you always want more.

Nemanja Vidic

#4. I don't know if it's a racial thing or not, but it's hard for the Roundtrees to talk about health issues. People have to get over all that stuff.

Richard Roundtree

#5. For he had acquired a lore in his youth which taught him ever to avoid the aged when merry plans were afoot; for the aged would come with their wisdom and slowness of thought, and other plans would be made, and there would be, at least, delay.

Lord Dunsany

#6. The most effective system of Internet control is not the one that has the most sophisticated and draconian system of censorship, but the one that has no need for censorship whatsoever.

Evgeny Morozov

#7. You'd give up your brothers for a woman?" Brick asked incredulously and Shy's eyes moved to him.

"Abso-fucking-lutely."

"Seriously?" Boz asked.

"Not any woman," Shy nodded my way then invited "now ask again.

Kristen Ashley

#8. Most men have worried about things which never happened, and more men have been killed by worry than by hard work.

Grenville Kleiser

#9. None make a greater show of sorrow than those who are most delighted.

Tacitus

#10. Newly Found Sugary Spill: Tastes Like Dried Spit or Old Soda

Chris Ware