Umuaka Village Quotes

#1. I don't know what's funny and what's not so I test out all of my material in front of audiences.

Daniel Tosh

#2. Is there ever a time you're not an arrogant bastard?"
"Is there ever a time you're not a difficult bitch?"
"No."
"Then I guess that makes us perfectly matched, now doesn't it?

G.A. Aiken

#3. God does not expect us to submit our faith to him without reason, but the very limits of our reason make faith a necessity.

Saint Augustine

#4. The best actor is the man who can do nothing extremely well ...

Alfred Hitchcock

#5. I'm a first-generation Canadian.

Melanie Fiona

#6. I've made some stupid decisions, so I have to be careful. I once said 'no' to a film that was a number-one hit. And 'Date Movie' had the smallest budget of any movie I'd been in, and it went to the top of the box office.

Sophie Monk

#7. I remember seeing Eric Cantona play for Manchester United. The way he used to control games was special to watch.

Ronaldinho

#8. The artistic image is not intended to represent the thing itself, but, rather, the reality of the force the thing contains.

James Baldwin

#9. Beautiful souls bloom in ugly places.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#10. Note to self: don't throw things at girls.

Emlyn Chand

#11. I hate it when people use phrases like 'no offense' right after they say the crappiest things to you.

Stephanie Tromly

#12. God blesses you when you stand up for what you believe in despite opposition.

Jim George

#13. It is Billie Holiday who was, and still remains, the greatest single musical influence on me.

Frank Sinatra

#14. I work through life with commas. I don't even know, do you have parentheticals?

Matthew McConaughey

#15. The Sun visits cesspools without being defiled.

Diogenes