Umpateedle Quotes

#1. Speaking of, I've been playing with the letters - Lovers In a Very Enlightened Regard."
"LIVER. Good one."
"Also, how about Life Invasion Via Exceptional Respect?"
"Life Invasion. Like it."
"Or Lovelike Intensity Via Emotional Rapport."
"Doesn't that spell OLIVER?

Shannon Hale

#2. Mothers are legendary for being able to read the thoughts of their children at just the right moment.

Vivian Vande Velde

#3. Canada remains alienated from its allies, shut out of the reconstruction process to some degree, unable to influence events. There is no upside to the position Canada took.

Stephen Harper

#4. Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?

Mitch Hedberg

#5. And he goes round with a fat roll of dollar bills, and got this nice farm, and all them fancy machines, and man let his family starve.' - Louisa Mae Cardinal

David Baldacci

#6. Everything gets to me. I'm very sentimental.

Cornelia Funke

#7. Zane's good hand flashed out and smacked Ty upside the back of the
head.
"Ow! What the hell?" Ty cried as he rubbed his head and huffed.
"You're lucky I repress the Instakill for you," he muttered.

Madeleine Urban

#8. We sail across dominions barely seen, washed by the swells of time. We plow through fields of magnetism. Past and future come together on thunderheads and our dead hearts live with lightning in the wounds of the Gods.

Norman Mailer