Two Wives Quotes

#1. When I was a younger man - two wives ago, 250,000 cigarettes ago, 3,000 quarts of booze ago ...

Kurt Vonnegut

#2. A man should have two wives: one to love and one to sew on his buttons.

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

#3. I am doing just fine, considering that I have triumphantly survived Nazism and two wives.

Albert Einstein

#4. Two wives? That exceeds the custom.

Moliere

#5. I have survived two wars, two wives and Hitler.

Albert Einstein

#6. Such indeed is the superior longevity of the fair females of Surinam, compared to that of the males (owing chiefly, as I said, to their excesses of all sorts) that I have frequently known wives who have buried four husbands, but never met a man in this country who had survived two wives.

John Gabriel Stedman

#7. His Grace called Virginius in and said: "Do you think a priest of the Anglican Communion should be a divorced man with two wives living?" That's the way he talks. And do you know what Virginius said? He said: "Your Grace, if it weren't for divorce, there wouldn't be an Anglican Communion.

Florence King

#8. Spanish was weird that way: two words for monkeys, and esposas meant both wives and handcuffs. That said a lot.

Ann Aguirre

#9. I've done well over time but made lots of mistakes, too. Learn from your mistakes.

Kenneth Fisher

#10. The first principle of life is love. The second principle is kindness. The third principle is compassion. The fourth principle is trust. The firth principle is integrity.

Debasish Mridha

#11. I was extremely lucky that I had two great wives. It sounds a bit funny to say that, but it's absolutely true.

Edmund Hillary

#12. Two beheadings out of six wives is too many.

Henry VIII Of England

#13. I was just contemplating how some gasoline and a match would improve this painting.

Penelope Douglas

#14. I wonder if it is possible to have two boyfriends. I mean, times are changing. Relationships are more complicated. In France men always have mistresses and wives and so on. Henri probably has two girlfriends. He would laugh if you told him you just had one. He would say, 'C'est tres, tres tragique.'

Louise Rennison

#15. I love listening to Lil' Wayne, Drake, and Eminem to get me fired up!

Gabby Douglas

#16. The bulk of the crowd looked like professors and their wives from Amherst. One of the problems, according to a bushy young radical-talking non-student from Boston, was that you had to pay a "registration fee" of two dollars before you got a vote.

Hunter S. Thompson

#17. Valentino was apparently gay or bisexual. And his two lesbian wives. But without any question, he had sex with men. From choice. So he was one or the other.

Cesar Romero

#18. I would far rather have two or three lilies of the valley gathered for me by a person I like, than the most expensive bouquet that could be bought!

Elizabeth Gaskell

#19. The founder of every ex-gay ministry in America has proved to be an extraordinary failure. The two founders of Exodus International, [the world's largest 'ex-gay' organization], divorced their wives to move in together,

Wayne Besen

#20. the lights shining off it that only days ago seemed to dance across the sky, but now glared at her in mocking winks.

Ella Frank

#21. In a new interview, Newt Gingrich says he cheated on two of his wives because he was too consumed with love for his country. Yeah, apparently he misunderstood the phrase, 'Please rise for the Pledge of Allegiance.'

Conan O'Brien

#22. There are two categories of women. Those who are women and those who are men's wives.

Charlotte Whitton

#23. Every time we open our hearts, we create the space for a global alternative.

Marianne Williamson

#24. But a woman's right to leave a marriage can also be a lifesaver for men. The Centers on Disease Control reports that the rate at which husbands were killed by their wives fell by approximately two-thirds between 1981 and 1998, in part because women could more easily leave their partners.32

Stephanie Coontz

#25. But the smoke goes out of the chimney and into the air and sometimes I look up into the sky and I think that there are molecules of Mother up there, or in clouds over Africa or the Antarctic, or coming down as rain in the rainforests in Brazil, or in snow somewhere.

Mark Haddon

#26. If you have ever come up against Nothing you have no idea how it can scare you out of your wits. When I was a child I used to be afraid of Something in the dark. I know now that the most fearful thing about the dark is that we may find Nothing in it.

Howard Spring

#27. I know that I will go to my grave as Professor Sprout, whatever else I've done.

Miriam Margolyes

#28. One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.

Benjamin Franklin