Two Straws Quotes

#1. When a man's in love, he at once makes a pedestal of the Ten Commandments and stands on the top of them with his arms akimbo. When a woman's in love she doesn't care two straws for Thou Shalt and Thou Shalt Not.

W. Somerset Maugham

#2. Are you always a smartass?' Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.

Jim Butcher

#3. Once you're truly happy with yourself alone, that's when you are safe to find the right person to spend the rest of your life with.

Tyler Perry

#4. Healing means that our dignity is restored and we are able to move forward in our lives.

Desmond Tutu

#5. The PGA Tour has a lot of interaction with our military, and I've grown to have an incredible respect for our troops who are coming home with these horrific injuries, as well as any organization that can not only help them get healed up, but help them get integrated back into society.

Fred Funk

#6. The journey of life is amazingly beautiful if you take it as a fearless adventure.

Debasish Mridha

#7. He looked like a normal gorgeous young man, who was at home here amidst all this wealth. Like the heir to a fortune. Highborn.
And still, my first impulse was to stab him with a table knife.

Kresley Cole

#8. Up till a minute ago it felt so real, but now it seems imaginary. Just a few steps is all it takes for everything associated with it to lose all sense of reality. And me
the person who was there until a moment ago
now I seem imaginary too.

Haruki Murakami

#9. I was many things, but I wasn't a quitter. I didn't give up, and I wasn't going to start.

Gwenda Bond

#10. We doubt that any facts actually exist. We only have observations and interpretations. Most of the interpretations remain questionable.

Peter J. Carroll

#11. Excerpt From the Poem-" Prayer"

Such a pleasant,
And heartfelt task.
To him implore,
And mercies ask.

Kari L. Greenaway

#12. And then her envious heart was glad, and as happy as such a heart could be.

Jacob Grimm

#13. two Lesbian Agents with glazed faces of grafted penis flesh sat sipping spinal fluid through alabaster straws

William S. Burroughs

#14. As FIFA leaked information to the media, portraying me as an unethical person, I felt I was left naked, helpless to defend myself, as they repeatedly cut me with a sharp knife.

Chung Mong-joon

#15. I really am a feminist, though I never used to call myself that.

Jackee Harry

#16. We do not find the Savior using force or coercion to accomplish His purposes.

Ezra Taft Benson