Twirp Week Quotes

#1. Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.

Lucille Ball

#2. That's where the conflict starts. We all want for a wife a combination Sunday school teacher and a $500-a-night hooker.

Lenny Bruce

#3. a few of them even looked like soldiers. In a bad light. If you squint.

George R R Martin

#4. Some popular quotations smell of airless closets. They exhale the stale imagination of the intellectual lower middle class. "Suspension of disbelief" has become one of them. Dressed up as a scintillating double negation, it serves the pedestrian notion of art as illusion.

Rudolf Arnheim

#5. I'm a great observer of delicate situations and women. I really like that bygone type of movement, and for a long time I had been looking for it.

Manolo Blahnik

#6. Career, his accomplishments, his victories, the kind of friend he was, and the kind of father, except her. But she did a good job. Most of the

Danielle Steel

#7. So, what happened next will have to go down in my book of Bad Decisions, planted firmly in the chapter entitled, I have no idea what I was thinking

Paul Feig