Twenty Nine Birthday Quotes

#1. Make no mistake about it: once a band has signed a letter of intent, they will either eventually sign a contract that suits the label or they will be destroyed.

Steve Albini

#2. Our theology must become biography.

Tim Hansel

#3. In Baltimore, kids grow up very quickly. You're placed in a lot of situations that a child shouldn't be in and a lot of Baltimore kids lose innocence very soon.

Sheldon Candis

#4. I c-can promise it," he said. "It's what I d-do, remember? I m-make magic happen."
Katie smiled. "That's not magic. That's orgasms."
"Same thing.

Ruthie Knox

#5. Problems occur when we tie our peace of mind to another's state of mind.

Bill Crawford

#6. Contrary to the tenets of conventional wisdom, viral ideas and campaigns were not first transmitted via the electronic media of the Internet age. Their ideological forebears lived and replicated in the host coffee-houses, inns and taverns of the early eighteenth-century.

Gavin John Adams

#7. ORN!" Variel shouted.
"Yeah yeah, kill us all. I got it," the dwarf grumbled.

Sabrina Zbasnik

#8. The devout Islamic woman becomes the antithesis of a certain kind of strident right-wing feminist.

Nina Power

#9. THING TO TRY: If you are asked to describe a suspect to a police sketch artist, describe in precise detail, the features of the police sketch artist. This is one of the rare instances where two people can do one self-portrait.

Demetri Martin

#10. But if the UN cannot or will not revise its rules in ways that establish beyond question the legality of the measures the United States must take to protect the American people, then we should unashamedly and explicitly reject the jurisdiction of these rules.

Richard Perle

#11. He lifted up on one elbow and looked down at her. What she wouldn't give to see what he saw, to know what made him look at her that way.

Sarah Addison Allen

#12. I held Star close before I departed. "If I don't come back," I told her, "find a way to give everyone the plague.

Danielle Paige

#13. I've not had a deliberate image makeover.

Nicola Sturgeon

#14. A year ago he had been in America. Two years ago he had been straight. Tonight he was underground, with the remains of the bogey man, lit by the torches of the children who had killed him.

Caleb Crain