Tweeds Riverhead Quotes

#1. The White House is saying Donald Trump has 'zero percent chance' of being elected. Isn't that a little high?

David Letterman

#2. Embarrassment is the greatest teacher, but since its lessons are exactly those we have tried hardest to conceal from ourselves, it may teach us, also, to perfect our self-deception.

James Richardson

#3. I love the bicycle. I always have. I can think of no sincere, decent human being, male or female, young or old, saintly or sinful, who can resist the bicycle.

William, Saroyan

#4. Before you know it, you'll be smiling at her across the breakfast table."
"I don't smile," Cahill said, though he was having to fight his amusement.
"So you'll be scowling at her across the breakfast table. That isn't my point.

Linda Howard

#5. When a film is successful, you don't need to shout about it from the rooftops. I don't believe in going into overdrive. There's no desperation to be acknowledged as the reason for a film's success.

Emraan Hashmi

#6. A mere like this might be bottomless mud, like the one at home they used to drown the buggers in.

Harry Sidebottom

#7. It's an odd thing, but anyone who disappears
is said to be seen in San Francisco.
It must be a delightful city and possess
all the attractions of the next world

Oscar Wilde

#8. I'm one injury away from hanging up the racket at any time.

Lleyton Hewitt

#9. I reach down and pull off my shirt, revealing an incredible set of abs that can only be attained after years of strenuous dentistry.

Chuck Tingle