Turning 31 Happy 31st Birthday Quotes

#1. Whoever does not detach himself from the ego never attains the Absolute and never deciphers life.

Constantin Brancusi

#2. We have no right to dictate, through irresponsible action or narrow-mindedness, the future of our children, and our children's children. There has been enough destruction, enough death, enough waste.

Abdallah II

#3. Aaarrggg, ahoy me matey, thars a great grand vagina over yonder. Penises talk like pirates when I'm drunk.

Tara Sivec

#4. Each night the moon kisses secretly
the lover who counts the stars

Rumi

#5. Our imperfections are the bonds that hold us together. We might as well recognize them.

Irwin Shaw

#6. You know, women are so much cooler than guys because we can do more martial arts. Martial arts are pretty much made for women because we're quicker and we're smaller than men, and so we're faster. You girls really should take martial arts.

Milla Jovovich

#7. When we are angry, killing people is too superficial.

Marshall B. Rosenberg

#8. I am happier when I love than when I am loved. I adore my husband, my son, my grandchildren, my mother, my dog, and frankly, I don't know if they even like me. But who cares? Loving them is my joy.

Isabel Allende