Tunbridge Quotes

#1. I don't want to sound like Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells, but I do think there should be some sort of national service for young men.

Michael Caine

#2. I don't think falling in love in Slovakia is much different from falling in love in Tunbridge Wells.

Tom Stoppard

#3. The formal definition of impact is a forcible contact between two things, and God has designed our lives for a collision course with the world.

David Platt

#4. I needed a shower with my detachable sprayer. In my opinion, every girl should have one for her cleansing pleasure.

Eve Langlais

#5. So this is insanity. How interesting. What happens next?

Jerzy Kosinski

#6. There are some politicians who promise something for everyone. If their constituents were cannibals, would promise them missionaries for dinner, fattened at public expense.

H.L. Mencken

#7. Civilizations can only be understood by those who are civilized.

Alfred North Whitehead

#8. The soul is often in the surface, and the importance of 'depth' is overestimated.

Italo Calvino

#9. I just feel much more secure about whatever I write if I stand with one foot in reality - meaning if the stories I write about have a core of "this actually (could have) happened."

Sasa Stanisic

#10. They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

Mignon McLaughlin

#11. Never do something that can't be undone.

Cecelia Ahern

#12. Some people seem quite destitute a sense of humour.

George Grossmith

#13. There are not many relationships more powerful than that of two women who fall fast and deep into a friendship. It was heartbreaking to be loved and left.

Mindy Kaling

#14. Make everyday the best day of your LIFE!

Beulah Burke

#15. The highest intellects, like the tops of mountains, are the first to catch and to reflect the dawn.

Thomas B. Macaulay