Tuna Texas Quotes

#1. Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?

Jerry Lawler

#2. The wind blowing through my ripped clothes was so cold that I felt like a Percysicle.

Rick Riordan

#3. It is the struggle itself that is most important. We must strive to be more than we are. It does not matter that we will not reach our ultimate goal. The effort itself yields its own reward.

Gene Roddenberry

#4. The truth is France has been the chief Western advocate of normalizing relations with Iraq - one of its largest trading partners - for years, partly because France holds billions in IOUs from Iraq that wouldn't be redeemable by a new regime.

Jonah Goldberg

#5. When you're dating, abstinence is a greater expression of love than making love, because you're doing what's best for your beloved, not just what feels good in the moment.

Jason Evert

#6. I'm keeping it," he said.
"Okay. But you have to give me something in return."
"What would you like? And please keep your requests above the neck.

Tiffany Reisz

#7. The trick to having obedient, unquestioning children was to have death be the other option

James Patterson

#8. The dinosaurs aren't remembered for much more than their bones. When humanity's gone, what do we give to this little planet that we're on, and what could we do collectively, removing the pride?

Kanye West

#9. There are two ways to be rich - one in the abundance of your possessions and the other in the fewness of your wants.

E. Stanley Jones

#10. You are either getting better or getting worse, but you are never staying the same.

Drew Brees

#11. Those who hope to nurture genuine religiosity should first establish liberty.

Mustafa Akyol

#12. At your smallest components, you are indistinguishable from a forest fire.

Joseph Fink

#13. Another important aspect of our home was respect for ideas.

Robert B. Laughlin

#14. Going down in history is a dead end pursuit

Benny Bellamacina

#15. He will love only once - but it will be for always.

Judith McNaught

#16. 'A Tuna Christmas' is the second in a series of plays created by Joe Sears and Jaston Williams featuring the fictional town of Greater Tuna, the third-smallest town in Texas. What makes these plays so hysterically funny is the accurate portrayal of small-town life in the Lone Star State.

Lori Wilde