Tuna Sandwich Quotes

#1. In Africa, as resources inevitably disappear, people have to make do with a lot less. You have to be much more ingenious with a lot less, and accept that you can't get your perfect tuna sandwich on a street corner.

Damon Albarn

#2. Tuna, like eggs, can be kind of stinky, so if you work with a bunch of uptight dickwad complainers, bring a tuna sandwich for lunch and give them something to complain about.

Hilah Johnson

#3. Sometimes I dress like what I want for lunch, because all I can think about is having a tuna sandwich.

Mika.

#4. To choose Norm Coleman over Walter Mondale is like going to a great steakhouse and ordering the tuna sandwich.

Garrison Keillor

#5. If you ever want to eat a tuna sandwich again, don't go to a tuna factory. I visited one where they had two lines: one was the human food line and one was the cat food line - and they didn't look any different.

Mark Mobius

#6. I feel very uncomfortable when I eat in restaurants. I'm obnoxiously polite with the waiters: 'I just want a tuna sandwich. I'll go get it. You sit here - I'll get it, I'll make it.

Dana Gould

#7. We know that every moment is a moment of grace, every hour an offering; not to share them would mean to betray them.

Elie Wiesel

#8. He lived in a huge, ridiculous, doodad-covered, trash-filled two-story horror of a house that stumbled, staggered, and dribbled right up to the edge of a great shadowy forest

John Bellairs

#9. Nothing was more wonderful than waiting for a happiness you could be sure of.

Barbara Kingsolver

#10. Everybody jokes about that old story about the world only needing five computers, but when you think about it, that's where we're heading.

Matt Mullenweg

#11. Our lives are to be a long obedience in the same direction, and our direction is far more important than our pace.

Joe Rigney

#12. Every one of his opinions appears to himself to be written with sunbeams.

Isaac Watts

#13. I don't like the spirit of socialism - I think freedom is the basis of everything.

Bertrand Russell

#14. Real love was cancer. All it took was one blink, and it would spread inside you like wildfire and consume you. But that was okay, because I had a feeling that unlike cancer, real love didn't die. Ever.

L.J. Shen

#15. I missed a tuna-fish sandwich with mayo on toasted wheat bread more than anything. Six months after I went vegan, I snuck into a deli and took one home. And, of course, it wasn't nearly as good as I fantasized. It tasted, well, fishy.

Kathy Freston

#16. There is no way to be truly great in this world. We are impaled on the crook of conditioning. A fish that is in the water has no choice that he is. Genius would have it that we swim in sand. We are fish and we drown.

James Dean

#17. I didn't like crab. Not at all. My stepmother had tricked my into eating a crab sandwich once in a cafe in Cromer, told me it was tuna. I'd never forgiven her.

Rebecca Stott

#18. I guarantee you, yoga will compete with computers, music, sports, automobiles, the drug industry. Yoga will take over the world!

Bikram Choudhury

#19. One of the key things is learning which bits of life you don't need to take seriously. Usually far more than you expect.

Penny Grubb

#20. Would you like a tuna-salad sandwich?'
'Yes,' God said. 'Thank you.

Octavia E. Butler

#21. In the coming days, I know there will be some reflecting on my time as mayor. Many of you will search to find what's behind my decision. It's simple. I have always believed that every person, especially public officials, must understand when it is time to move on. For me, that time is now.

Richard M. Daley

#22. The war on drugs was an ideology the government came up with, and there never really was a war on drugs. I mean, to stop the importation of drugs into the United States of America is an impossibility.

George Jung