Tuchus Quotes

#1. I remembah when you whuh a tiny baby and I had to lift those tiny legs and wipe the SHIT out of you-ah tuchus. It was fuckin' disgustin'.

Sarah Silverman

#2. Fear is the single most self-defeating emotion in our lives.

Richard Carlson

#3. Smitty leaned forward, resting his arms on this raised knees. "I am fixin' to get mad, Jessie.
"You're fixin' to get mad?"
"Yeah."
"Why don't you just get mad?"
"I'm not there yet. But I will be if you don't start talking to me."
Smitty to Jessie Ann

Shelly Laurenston

#4. The best advice about getting older? Just be thankful you're not dead!

Chadwick Boseman

#5. I'm going to kiss you as long and as often as I like, and you're not to utter a word of protest.

Lisa Kleypas

#6. Liberals get credit for good intentions, and that's about it, because everything they do fails.

Rush Limbaugh

#7. What could possibly go wrong with faking love with a stranger on national TV?

Zoe Forward

#8. Then I went through a whole bunch of crap with my lousy movies and pop records. I had people behind me kind of steering me in that direction, but it wasn't really my bag.

Pia Zadora

#9. Let every man practice the art that he knows best.

Marcus Tullius Cicero

#10. The self-help movement that began in the latter half of the twentieth century suffers particularly from this flaw, for the personal and interpersonal skills it seeks to cultivate are almost always designed to get us more of what we think we want, rather than to bring about a change of heart.

C. Terry Warner