Tucholski Zbigniew Quotes

#1. Somebody has to be on stage, and some people have to be in the audience. That's the only difference. Don't put any thought as to why you are on the stage or how you need to be 'better' than the people in the audience. You aren't better. You're simply the speaker.

James Altucher

#2. I used to think you had to live this miserable life and that that would make you funnier, but you don't. The misery will come. The misery will find you.

Bill Burr

#3. Know then in your heart that as a man disciplines his son, so the LORD your God disciplines you.

Anonymous

#4. One all-extending soul connects each being, greatest with the least; made beast in aid of man, and man in aid of beast; All served, all serving; nothing stands alone; the chain holds on, and where it ends, unknown.

Alexander Pope

#5. I majored in industrial design/painting, but haven't had time to exercise that creativity.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck

#6. God didn't give fear a body. God gave love a body.

Steve Maraboli

#7. You have to know the rules, otherwise you have no tools to communicate to the audience, but to keep it fresh you have to break some. I don't choose genres as the element, but the material itself is the element, then I'll decide what genre I need. That's just how I work.

Ang Lee

#8. Time heals all wounds, or at least it causes them to scab.

Karina Halle