True Crime Garage Quotes

#1. It's sad that the cell phone is replacing the watch as a time-telling device. I wear a vintage watch that's really skinny.

Thom Browne

#2. Voters must have faith in the electoral process for our democracy to succeed.

Blanche Lincoln

#3. I survived, but it's not a happy ending.

Tim O'Brien

#4. Just the act of cooking made her feel better, because cooking was life.

Stephen King

#5. Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Woody Allen

#6. A man who is looking backward all the time cannot move forward, he will be standing still

Sunday Adelaja

#7. All schoolchildren are hostages to red tape and fiscal insufficiency.

Rosellen Brown

#8. A woman who has style doesn't necessarily need designers - designer wear. A woman who has style can put on any frock or dress or pant or whatever and still bring something to it.

Bethann Hardison

#9. Success is a great healer.

Gertrude Atherton

#10. In certain tantric rituals the candidate is first beaten by his guru, hashish forced down him, and he is taken at midnight to a dark cemetery for sacred sexual intercourse. Thus he achieves union with his god.

Peter J. Carroll

#11. If you need somebody to dig up rocks eight hours a day underwater, call me.

Leigh Newman