Triple H Quotes

#1. Anybody wants to call me the Triple H of Ring of Honor, I think that's hilarious. I would prefer to call Triple H the CM Punk of the WWE

CM Punk

#2. The only reason why you were WWE Champion for a year, is because Triple H didn't want to work Tuesdays.

Paul Heyman

#3. I really don't care if Stephanie enjoys kissing Kurt Angle. Or if Kurt Angle enjoys kissing Stephanie. Or hell, if Kurt Angle enjoys kissing Triple H! Cause as far as I'm
concerned all three of you can kiss my ass!

Chris Jericho

#4. I don't think The Undertaker and Triple H need Shawn Michaels to deliver a spectacular match or make this incredibly interesting. Those two can do that on their own. Right now, as far as I'm concerned, I'm going to be there watching it like everyone else.

Shawn Michaels

#5. If Triple H asked you to jump off a bridge, would you? Because I think that's good for business.

CM Punk

#6. This isn't CM Punk talking to Triple H, this is Phil Brooks talking to
Paul Levesque

CM Punk

#7. How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!

Jerry Lawler

#8. Never fear because Triple H is here.

Triple H

#9. I'm not Triple H, and I certainly am not John Cena.

Randy Orton

#10. Trust me, lots of guys bring women up to their rooms when their wives are aren't there and get massages, it happens all the time. It means 'nothing'.

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#11. This Game is not over, it is just beginning.

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#12. Being on the road is no excuse for having a poor diet. I don't like fast food, but if I have to, I'll order three plain grilled chicken sandwiches and throw out the buns.

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#13. Tear to a glass eye. Tear to a glass eye.

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#14. None of us are bigger than the WWE. It will always continue to go on, and I will always be a part of it.

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#15. I'm friends with Criss Angel. Criss has offered me a million times to go downstairs and see the setup. I don't want to see it. I just want to go, 'God, how did you do that?'

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#16. Eddie's up there. He's lyin' to somebody, he's cheatin' somebody, and he's stolen all of our hearts.

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#17. I'm bi-lots of things but lingual isn't one of them. Wait, did I mean to say that?

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#18. Undertaker, your yard is right in the middle of my world!

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#19. What is this, a Hybrid? You guys must be proud of yourselves.

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#20. Batista does look pretty mad.

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#21. Were still gonna do those things not because weve got nothing to lose.. were still gonna do them because.. WERE RICH BIATCH!!

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#22. I get meals when I can, or I have protein shakes.

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#23. This is a game that you don't want to be in!

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#24. You're probably right; he probably needs medication. That's all.

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#25. If I choose to come in this ring and walk over here and stand infront of the bald wonder twins and beat the living crap out of you, I can.

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#26. You will look into my eyes and you will know I am The Game and that I am that damn good!

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#27. But Shane-O, Shane-O, you've got it all wrong, son. You see, when I pass, I'm not gonna leave my money to you! When I pass, I'm gonna leave all of my money to my beautiful daughter Stephanie ... and, and whoever that guy is that knocked her up.

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#28. What you've got is 30,000 people calling you an asshole.- Stone Cold Steve Austin What I've got is 30,000 people I couldn't care less if they lived or died.

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#29. Hey, get a nice shot of the brand-new Mr. and Mrs. Hunter Hearst Helmsley!

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#30. I don't look like I've been on a week long crack binge with Amy Winehouse.

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#31. Parental Discretion is advised, but will be completely f*n, ignored

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#32. There is always a plan B.

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#33. My bazooka is locked, cocked, and ready to unload.

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#34. You ever tried to pick up your teeth with a bunch of broken fingers

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#35. Alcohol does kill brain cells, because you've lost it.

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#36. Very, very good Pavlov, all your dogs have barked when you rang the bell. Your test was successful.

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#37. For the love of God, does anybody got a toothbrush?

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#38. Your destiny is what you make. It's the choices that you make. And for every choice, there's a consequence.

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#39. Looks to me, Vince, like you hit a hole in one.

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#40. What the hell kind of family did I marry into?

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#41. I just want everybody to know, on a personal note, from me, sincerely, it was all his fault.

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#42. Room service. You like me fluff pillow?

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#43. There's only one thing on my mind. There's only one goal. One aim. One focus.

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#44. It takes more than some mind games, a couple of parlor tricks, to get under my skin.

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#45. Come on, Chris. It'll be just you, me, and the great, wide open over here.

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#46. I am The Game and I am that damn good!

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#47. Why don't you make a contibution to my sanity, and do the one thing you never seem to be able to do ... SHUT UP!!!

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#48. A man I respected very early in my career told me, 'If you wanna truly be good at this, you have to learn to hate.'

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#49. It's the beauty of WWE. We use all our platforms to cross-promote each other and vice versa.

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#50. There's nothing to be ashamed of here. Everyone's been with Carlito's sister!

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#51. You can never have enough nerds, freaks, and weirdos. You know what I'm sayin'?

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#52. We all grew up as huge wrestling fans, and we need to understand why we liked it so much.

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#53. First of all, Jericho ... Liberace called and said he wants his pajamas back!

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#54. When I'm on the road, restaurants are like gyms: I know where I want to be in each city.

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#55. Evolution is your solution.

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#56. Vegas is great, isn't it, man? This is the greatest place on Earth. Lookit; you have everything you could want; adult movies ... this is a nice neighborhood!

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#57. So parents, get your children's permission to watch!

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#58. I am the best there is and always will be the best

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#59. Hollywood's great, but wrestling is my first love.

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#60. Hardcore wrestling like CZW is just nonsense. There's no story there. You've got guys jumping off of houses onto barb wired tables, and that's it. They don't know how to work. CZW is trash.

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#61. Sting's legacy was built on Ric Flair's reputation.

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#62. Something stinks here, and this time, it's not just him.

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#63. I think that if you go through life and no one hates you, then that means you're not good at anything

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#64. You know, if Chyna had a nipple for every time someone said she was the breast looking woman here, she'd be a millionaire!

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#65. I love steakhouses. When I'm in Chicago, I know there's a Gibsons that's open late. 13 Coins at Sea-Tac Airport in Washington is a gourmet restaurant I love.

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