Tourist Trap Quotes

#1. Stay away from restaurants that have menus in five languages. That's always a tourist trap. You want to eat where the locals eat.

Curtis Stone

#2. It was so bad, it was worth more than we paid.

Bill Bryson

#3. It's easier to learn things for life by the age of 12 and not the age of 18. This is just my guess.

Luc Montagnier

#4. I am the world's laziest shopper, but very rarely have I had to take anything back.

Erin O'Connor

#5. A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves. They'll blame the crowd, or the room was wrong, it had a weird vibe, or the promoter promoted a weird atmosphere.

Allan Carr

#6. Whenever you need to win a situation - talk about jazz, Johanna. It confuses people.

Caitlin Moran

#7. we should have been on top of that. we should have closed it down quick and clean, before anyone knew. in and out. that mess is going to be in the western mail tomorrow, gwen. mystory riot . deaths. we can't paper over it. fast bug out. no time to wipe memories or fake deaths. just a big old mess.

Dan Abnett

#8. Everything in life is miraculous. It rests within the power of each of us to awaken from a dragging nightmare of life made up of unimportant tasks and tedious useless little habits to see life as it really is, and to rejoice in its exquisite wonderfulness.

James Branch Cabell

#9. To be subjected to pain that threatens to exceed coping resources is not something that people choose.

David L. Conroy

#10. My mother taught me something at a young age - she said 'you are the company you keep'. To define yourself by some label or some level of resources - that's pretty shallow.

Howard Schultz

#11. I am no one's agent. I am the agent of the law. All the conspiracies pass through my hands. The Committee, you know, draws its present unity from being conspired against. I do not know what would happen if the policy of believing in conspiracies were changed.

Hilary Mantel

#12. I like actual songs and bands, but it's usually parts, like the production, the bassline, the drums, that I'm really attracted to.

Sue Tompkins

#13. The tourist business is a trap, it is a tained honey; Man clearly should have stayed in bed, and not invented money.

Kenneth E. Boulding

#14. True respect comes when we fend for ourselves without the aid of anyone, and when we owned something and say, 'this is my own'! Not necessarily as a way of boasting of our abundance and grace, but having a feeling that we can use it without obstruction, or being asked to return the favor.

Michael Bassey Johnson