Totie Fields Quotes

#1. Honey, that Totie Fields is one well-fed white woman. When that gal sits around the house, she sits around the house!

Moms Mabley

#2. I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks!
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David DeBacco

#3. SEALs, like the name said, were trained to operate in all conditions - SEa, Air, Land. But Stuffy Victorian Hotel Lobby hadn't made the list.

Laura Griffin

#4. If the Earth were as old as a person, a typical organism would be born, live and die in a sliver of a second. We are fleeting, transitional creatures, snowflakes fallen on the hearth fire.

Carl Sagan

#5. Start deep within yourself and slowly build outward toward your goal.

Bryant McGill

#6. I've waited all my life to say this ... I weigh less than Elizabeth Taylor!

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#7. I break all the rules and wear everything. Ruffles, ostrich feathers, fox coats. You look fat in fox anyway, so if you start fat, you only look a little fatter.

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#8. What I really hope for, ultimately, is that the closet will be a non-factor in American politics in a couple of decades.

Kirby Dick

#9. Perhaps we feel like that when we die and become a part of something entire, whether it is sun and air, or goodness and knowledge.

Willa Cather

#10. I mean, I guess it's just me who argues that; but I'm very vocal.

Randall Munroe

#11. - It's been going so well. We have a wonderful time in class, and I can feel the chemistry between you.
- That's because it's chemistry class.

Alex Flinn

#12. Happiness is getting a brown gravy stain on a brown dress.

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#13. Shirley Temple had charisma as a child. But it cleared up as an adult.

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#14. More than anything, it is that sense - that despite great differences in wealth, we rise and fall together - that we can't afford to lose.

Barack Obama

#15. I exercise daily to keep my figure. I keep patting my hand against the bottom of my chin. It works too. I have the thinnest fingers in town.

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