Total Overdose Quotes

#1. There's a thing that just as you go to sleep, if you keep your elbows elevated that you will never go below the dream stage. And I've used that quite a lot and it keeps me dreaming much longer than if I just relaxed.

David Bowie

#2. Asshole Proximity Disorder

Stefan Molyneux

#3. Much like Down Syndrome, red hair is a genetic mutation, and it occurs when a human has unprotected sex with a clown.

Daniel Tosh

#4. At the end of the day, no one asks a woman, 'Do you need a neck rub? Do you need a drink, honey?'

Teresa Heinz

#5. I LOVE IT when gods offer to pay for a dinner that's already free. Almost as much as I love assault squads that show up after the assault.

Rick Riordan

#6. If you don't fall off the wagon regularly, you're not playing a big enough game.

David Allen

#7. I think a part of me romantically thinks it would be amazing to learn to dance or ice skate, but in reality, I don't think it would be beneficial to my career.

Russell Tovey

#8. What is the system? It revolves around the banks, the system is built on the power of the banks, so it can be destroyed through the banks.

Eric Cantona

#9. What sort of water is that?" said Holtzclaw. "The wet kind," said Ms. Rathbun.

Tim Westover

#10. I leave a lot out when I tell the truth. The same when I write a story.

Amy Hempel

#11. Getting its history wrong is part of being a nation.

Ernest Renan

#12. Jesus, man. Why do people want to be Paris Hilton and nobody wants to be Spider-Man?

Mark Millar

#13. As you think, so you are.

Debasish Mridha

#14. As things go digital, the notion of new editions will go away. A publisher can add video and assessment content at scale, make the change in 30 seconds and it's just a software update.

Osman Rashid

#15. There is something in me I cannot quite explain - it is like peace infected with the sweetest pain.

Anitta Krizzan