Toot Quotes

#1. Time, time," Toot complained. "Is that all you mortals can ever think about? Everyone's complaining about time! The whole city rushes left and right screaming about being late and honking horns! You people used to have it right, you know.

Jim Butcher

#2. But they're already singing our praises!"
"They are Americans. They toot their horns for anything.

Scott Westerfeld

#3. Faeries like pizza?" I asked.
"Oh, Harry," Toot said breathlessly. "Haven't you ever had pizza before?"
"Of course I have," I said.
Toot looked wounded. "And you didn't share?

Jim Butcher

#4. I don't want to toot all of our horns, but the entire design team and this department really pioneered a bunch of things that have never been done before. I think it's a beautiful look. I think it deserves recognition quite frankly.

Christine Bieselin Clark

#5. Build your self-esteem by recalling all the ways you have succeeded, and your brain will be filled with images of you making your achievements happen again and again. Give yourself permission to toot your own horn, and don't wait for anyone to praise you.

Jack Canfield

#6. If you don't toot your own horn, don't complain that there's no music.

Guy Kawasaki

#7. The L. A. Times is reporting that Britney Spears' album Blackout will be number one on the Billboard charts. Not to toot my horn, but I predicted this on my show a week ago. No one wanted to believe me - even I didn't want to believe me, but now I know how Nostradamus feels.

Chelsea Handler

#8. To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABCs.

Jessica Simpson

#9. There's something about 'Strictly Come Dancing.' Everywhere I go, people wish me good luck; cabbies toot their horns. It's lovely. I have a theory: in straitened times, there's nothing like a bit of unapologetic escapism.

Cherie Lunghi

#10. It's been said that if you don't toot your own horn, someone will come along and use it as a spittoon.

Kenneth H. Blanchard

#11. Santa is a much bigger and more powerful faery than Toot, and I don't know his true name anyway. You'd never see me trying to nab Saint Nick in a magic circle even if I did. I don't think anyone has stones that big.

Jim Butcher

#12. Don't be the guy that sat spouting how greatly succesful he was to a random stranger at the airport only to find out later that random stranger was a self-made multibillinaire. OR, in shorter words ... if you toot your horn too loud, you won't hear the freight train coming down the track.

Shelley K. Wall

#13. It never hurts to toot your own horn once in a while.

Ken Blanchard

#14. Not to toot our own horn, but when 'The Sopranos' was on, it was as good as any movie that was coming out in the theater. I think that goes for a lot of shows today.

Michael Imperioli

#15. Beans, beans, the musical fruit,
The more you eat, the more you toot.

Stephen King

#16. I shouldn't toot my own horn, but he who doth not toot his own horn alloweth it to remain untooteth.

Alben W. Barkley

#17. If you can't toot your own horn, toot another woman's! It's the best way to elevate women to be leaders.

Geraldine Laybourne

#18. To Toot One's Own Horn Is Unattractive.

Fannie Flagg

#19. You never toot your own horn.

Zakk Wylde

#20. The first book I fell in love with was 'Little Toot,' the story of an adorable tugboat operating out of New York Harbor.

Edward St. Aubyn

#21. Not the way things typically went when he hit on a woman - not to toot his own horn, but women really dug the FBI thing - but, oh well. It wasn't like he was ever going to see her again.

Julie James

#22. I've said it before, and by gosh, I'll say it again - don't be afraid to toot your own horn.

Emlyn Chand

#23. Don't depend on anyone else to toot your horn. I mean, do you really want their lips on it, anyway?

Faydra D. Fields

#24. One more toot
just one single, solitary suggestion of the faintest shadow or suspicion of anything remotely approaching a toot
and may the Lord have mercy on your soul.

P.G. Wodehouse

#25. Lean forward a little, my lord," Toot said instantly, and shouted, "Hey, Kernal Purpleweed! Come watch the Za Winter Lord Knight's back!"
I fought not to smile. "No, that's a metaphor," I said.
Toot frowned and scratched his head. "I don't know what it's for.

Jim Butcher

#26. You have to be equal at both - great at football and great at dedicating yourself to the academics at Notre Dame. It's hard. There are no rooty-toot classes for athletes in South Bend.

Justin Tuck

#27. Don't be afraid to toot your own horn!

Stephanie Chandler

#28. Looks like you've learned your lesson! The planet of Venus, the goddess of love and beauty, can even use the stink of a toot in the name of lovely justice!" -Sailor Venus

Naoko Takeuchi

#29. It was one of those days you sometimes get latish in the autumn when the sun beams, the birds toot, and there is a bracing tang in the air that sends the blood beetling briskly through the veins.

P.G. Wodehouse

#30. I feel like I'm pretty good but I don't like to toot my own horn, you know. I want to let the work speak for itself and kind of move on to the next thing.

Christian Bale

#31. My best and worst 'Idol' moments? I don't have a worst 'Idol' moment ... I've been spectacular. Yes, I am going to toot my own horn. And then my best moment is every single moment. I'll toot it again!

Nicki Minaj

#32. Just because a guy rings your bell, doesn't mean you have to toot his horn.

C.C. Hunter

#33. I think generally I'm a pretty good person if I had to grade myself. Or toot my own horn.

Kid Rock

#34. This is why you're all kernels and I'm a major general. 'Cause you got corn silk in your ears.

Jim Butcher