Top 30 Tongue Out Funny Quotes

#1. I am a candid interview and I have a dark and dry sense of humor - a very Canadian sense of humor and I am only learning now stupidly that you can't read tongue. When I say something funny in a newspaper and I meant it to be funny, it doesn't read that way.

Michael Buble

Tongue Out Funny Quotes #325422
#2. The moonlight caught the glint of his lip ring, which he was now fondling with the tip of his tongue as he stared down at me. It was a bit awkward.

Holly Hood

Tongue Out Funny Quotes #356089
#3. The only time I did not know how to be, physically, was when I lost a lot of weight. That was the only time I didn't understand my body.

Dawn French

Tongue Out Funny Quotes #357105
#4. Ossip, I think you are a humbug ... you are not even a doctor. But you are funny. Your notion of a humanity universally putting out the tongue and taking the pill from pole to pole at the bidding of a few solemn jokers is worthy of the prophet ...

Joseph Conrad

Tongue Out Funny Quotes #403053
#5. And Jack, who felt like he was on the cusp of being able to read minds and thought it would be all right if Luce wrote him down for that. ("I sense that you're okay with that, am I right?" He made a gun out of his fingers and clicked his tongue.)

Lauren Kate

Tongue Out Funny Quotes #407949
#6. Breaking into the house in the middle of the night just wasn't his style. He did his best work in plain view, and, usually, his tongue was doing most of it.
Now that was an interesting thought. Heh.

Ilona Andrews

Tongue Out Funny Quotes #474864
#7. Gankis lifted an arm to point at the distant shale cliffs. "And in the face of it there were thousands of little holes, little what-you-call-'ems ... "
"Alcoves," Kennit supplied in an almost dreamy voice. "I call them alcoves, Gankis. As would you, if you could speak your own mother tongue.

Robin Hobb

Tongue Out Funny Quotes #512217
#8. Man has a thousand plans, Heaven but one..

Felix J. Palma

Tongue Out Funny Quotes #550513
#9. She loved their funny stiff dancing, listening to their incomprehensible and guttural tongue, and watching their simple gestures, natural behavior and childlike eagerness for life.

Erik Larson

Tongue Out Funny Quotes #660163
#10. Totally drained he could only manage one but he made it a good one tongue included. "Delicious " he murmured.
"So depraved " Colton muttered.
"Thank you."
"Get off me."
"Mine "
"Stings."
"Boohoo.

Finn Marlowe

Tongue Out Funny Quotes #719645
#11. What is it about Paris that I just can't keep my hands off of you?" I ask him in between kisses.
"It has nothing to do with Paris and everything to do with my raw sexuality, baby. I'm fucking irresistible," he growls just before he shoves his tongue down my throat.
I can't argue with that.

Ella Dominguez

Tongue Out Funny Quotes #864521
#12. Yeah, it's a kodak moment. Quick, take a picture.
Sarah scoffs. I stick my tongue out at her.

Annie Brewer

Tongue Out Funny Quotes #894592
#13. I like reading Ball Tongue lyrics and all that stuff. And they published a book, and I wouldn't give my lyrics, and it's all wrong in the book, and I giggle. It's funny.

Jonathan Davis

Tongue Out Funny Quotes #941366
#14. 'Now I've tasted chocolate I'm not going back'. That's a great line. That's not me, that's all the writing. I mean it's like it doesn't matter who plays it, it's a great role. It's such a funny, tongue in cheek kind of great role.

Amanda Bynes

Tongue Out Funny Quotes #953354
#15. No matter what your native tongue is, no matter what part of the world you're from, if your native tongue is distorted with an accent, somehow that's always funny.

Benjamin Bratt

Tongue Out Funny Quotes #958817
#16. Even Sally wound't want to cross fans with the Dowager Duchess of Dovedale. The woman had a tongue of steel and drank the blood of young virgins for breakfast.

Lauren Willig

Tongue Out Funny Quotes #1037533
#17. Any other iron on you?" he asked impatiently.
"Just my tongue stud."
His look was a mixture of curiosity and horror.
"I'm kidding, you idiot. Let's go.

Kiersten White

Tongue Out Funny Quotes #1130622
#18. It's funny, I'd rather be known as a writer who crafted a really nice piece about women's friendships over time. But that doesn't roll off the tongue like 'YouTube sensation.'

Kelly Corrigan

Tongue Out Funny Quotes #1136874
#19. I had bitten into my tongue, and I either had to spit or swallow. I swallowed. No comments, please.

Jim Butcher

Tongue Out Funny Quotes #1245795
#20. Darling, you know what they say. You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince."
I give her a lopsided, bittersweet smile.
"I think I've kissed a prince, Mom. I hope he doesn't turn into a frog.

E.L. James

Tongue Out Funny Quotes #1290935
#21. We're not mad, he began, meaning he was. He was always a plural when mad, as though grammatically throwing his lot in with her mother gave him the power of her authority.

Thomm Quackenbush

Tongue Out Funny Quotes #1310312
#22. If you ever fall for a woman, make sure she's got balls.

Matt Forbeck

Tongue Out Funny Quotes #1366718
#23. They say you fall in love only once but every time I see her I fall in love with her all over again and again.

Mayank Kashyap

Tongue Out Funny Quotes #1373480
#24. Laser light flickered all over him as if he was a packet of biscuits at a super-market check-out.

Douglas Adams

Tongue Out Funny Quotes #1401906
#25. I'm waiting with baited breath to hear that silver tongue of yours.

Jodie B. Cooper

Tongue Out Funny Quotes #1504967
#26. What early tongue so sweet saluteth me?

William Shakespeare

Tongue Out Funny Quotes #1594364
#27. I believe in heaven more than hell, lessons more than jail.
In the ghetto, let love prevail with a story to tell.
My eyes see the glory, and well,
The world waiting for me to yell, "I Have A Dream!"

Common

Tongue Out Funny Quotes #1628989
#28. And the funny, impish magic of a wrap party is that everyone still has scraps of their characters hanging off them like Salome's veils, fluttering, fading, but not quite finished tangling the tongue and tripping the feet. You're not in Wonderland anymore, but you positively reek of rabbit.

Catherynne M Valente

Tongue Out Funny Quotes #1671253
#29. Tolerance! The virtue that makes one bite his tongue so that he can tear out his hair.

Criss Jami

Tongue Out Funny Quotes #1679597
#30. If you want to see something funny, it's a tough hood sticking his tongue out at his big brother.

S.E. Hinton

Tongue Out Funny Quotes #1692152

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