Tomkinson Quotes

#1. A truth is what it is. A lie, a thought out deception more brutal than a truth could ever be.

Charlotte Armstrong

#2. The words, I love you, are empty without clarification. Women prefer to be told what they can expect. It is measurable like a Weight Watcher's diet, with extra points at the end of the week if you don't cheat.

Shannon L. Alder

#3. We teach what we need to learn. And we teach it until we get it.

Irene Tomkinson

#4. You can hang a lot of dreamcatchers but still never catch any women.

Chief Long Spear Who Hunts Beavers

#5. I see no priestly garments on you. There is no ephod on your belt. You presume to speak for Yahweh? You speak his name aloud so lightly?

Cliff Graham

#6. IT is well for us that, amidst all the variableness of life, there is One whom change cannot affect;

Charles Haddon Spurgeon

#7. I adore cock and champagne together. My favourite food group.

D.J. Manly

#8. Education is a vast sea of lies, waste, corruption, crackpot theorizing, and careerist log-rolling.

John Derbyshire

#9. People who don't do jazz think it's black magic. But really, it's just a matter of getting used to it. It's fun to gamble. The trick is not to fall back on the things you've done before.

Andre Previn

#10. SUSAN AND I made love at her house, we had to shut Pearl the wonder dog out of the bedroom, because if we didn't, Pearl would attempt tirelessly to insinuate herself between us. Neither

Robert B. Parker

#11. Alcoholism or addiction is a disease because it fits the definition of disease. It is progressive and chronic, and left untreated, it will kill.

Irene Tomkinson

#12. My mothering needed a tad more Mother Theresa and a lot less Lizzy Borden.

Irene Tomkinson

#13. Those who lift their hats shall see Nature as devout do God.

Emily Dickinson

#14. The best activities for your health are pumping and humping.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

#15. An angry woman is a bitch. An angry man is strong, whereas, a sad man or a fearful man is a wimp. A sad or fearful woman is frail.

Irene Tomkinson

#16. Excess capacity in people, machines, or property will be quickly absorbed.

Seth Klarman

#17. I love Vancouver. I can be with my family, I can reconnect with the guys. It will always be my home.

Joshua Jackson

#18. I had been running as fast as I could for all of my adult life. A person can't listen effectively while running. A running mother is not able to pick up clues. She is not able to let go of her own agenda long enough to stop and listen.

Irene Tomkinson

#19. My fear of loneliness is like a disease.

Irene Tomkinson

#20. I often pay homeless people to come round and clean my car.

Tara Palmer-Tomkinson

#21. I said if anyone calls, Mom, I'll be down in the Big Field, with Pop and Chester and Ted.

Terry Pratchett