Top 5 Tomasi Laulile Quotes
#1. Ensign Davis thought, Screw this, I want to live, and swerved to avoid the land worms. But then he tripped and one of the land worms ate his face and he died anyway.
#2. To be a great man it is necessary to know how to profit by the whole of our good fortune.
#3. To be as comfortably off as you are is, after all, the best way to be.
#4. Quick, how do you pick up a cat?"
"Buy her a drink.
#5. It takes so long to put a movie into production and finish it that anyone with a bad idea has time to give it to you before the movie is completed.
