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Top 13 Tom Segura Funny Quotes

#1. Even though Margot is only two years older than me, I look up to her more than anybody.

Jenny Han

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#2. Being killed for Allan's cause is a great honor achieved by only those who are the elite of the nation. We love this kind of death for Allah's cause as much as you like to live. We have nothing to fear for. It is something we wish for.

Osama Bin Laden

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#3. Your clothing is not - how do we say? - not in harmony with the evening. Your shoes - oh, your shoes! I could write several depressing poems in the styling of Monsieur Camus about the existential problems posed by your shoes.

Christopher Bunn

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#4. Being grown-up is boring. Besides, I don't get jazz.

Patrick Star

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#5. Man that is of woman born is apt to be as vain has his mother.

Robert Frost

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#6. I have been ripped open. I know what it's like to be unwanted. I am familiar with the un-pretty feelings we are sometimes greeted with in the mirror.

Alexandra Elle

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#7. Chromatacia ... society ... ruled by a colortocracy ... social hierarchy based upon one's limited color perception, society is dominated by color. In this world, you are what you can see.

Jasper Fforde

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#8. You don't have to speak monosyllables to be simple. What we mean by simple is finding the core of the idea.

Chip Heath

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#9. I love books. I'm giving some hard copies of the Sacerdos Mysteries book away because I think there's something so brilliant about them. The digitisation trend is the future but people will still want the feel and smell of real books.

Elizabeth Amisu

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#10. Turkey Bacon. It's like saying "shoot" instead of "shit." It just doesn't quite carry the moment.

George Takei

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#11. They don't need Janan to be stopped, any more than the earth needs the moon to orbit it. The world would change without the moon, but the earth would still exist.

Jodi Meadows

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#12. The more we engage in society, the more firsts we have, then there will be a moment when we have no more firsts. Or maybe there will always be new firsts.

Juan Felipe Herrera

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#13. Be Grateful to the Man you help, think of Him as God. Is it not a great privilege to be allowed to worship God by helping our fellow men?

Swami Vivekananda

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