Toilet Plunger Quotes

#1. Teddy said it was a hat, So I put it on. Now dad is saying, where the heck's the toilet plunger gone?

Shel Silverstein

#2. Can you imagine a guy breaking into your car, and he steals your guitar case 'cause he thinks it's a guitar, and he gets it home and opens it up and there's a rake inside it, an electric toilet plunger and a dog skull? That actually happened.

Eugene Chadbourne

#3. The Christian tradition was passed on to me as a great rich mixture, a bouillabaisse of human imagination and wonder brewed from the richness of individual lives.

Mary Catherine Bateson

#4. She put her arms around his waist and looked up at his face. "I did? What did I take?"
He bent down to kiss her. She stood to meet
him halfway. His lips softly touched her lips and her neck as his hands became tangled in her hair.
"I believe it was my heart.

Aleatha Romig

#5. I believe it doesn't matter what it is, as long as you can find something concrete to keep you busy while you are living your meaningless life.

Ruth Ozeki

#6. Magic is really performing special effects live.

Michael Carbonaro

#7. Given the power of modern molecular techniques, it is easy to forget that the ultimate objective of physiological discoveries is to find their possible significance within the context of the whole organism, particularly its behavior. In: Neuroscience. 246:265-70.

One R. Pagan

#8. Perfect Tommy: Pictures don't lie.
Reno: The hell they don't. I met my first wife that way

Earl Mac Rauch

#9. Every increase has a purpose, the purpose is possession!

Sunday Adelaja

#10. Mankind, when left to themselves, are unfit for their own government.

George Washington

#11. [He] had to submit to the fate of every newcomer in a small town, where many tongues talk but few heads think.

Victor Hugo

#12. America is not a melting pot. It is a sizzling cauldron.

Barbara Mikulski