Tohle Funeral Home Quotes

#1. The curse of fatherhood is distance, and the good fathers spend their lives trying to overcome it.

Steve Farrar

#2. You are asking us to lie, Colonel?"
"I am asking you to omit. Surely, amidst the ... the infinite gradations of human venality, that particular sin ranks low." The old man kneaded the folds of his throat. "What happened out there belongs out there. The jungle has it; let the jungle keep it ...

Louis Bayard

#3. A man's first duty is to his own conscience and honor; the party and country come second to that, and never first.

Mark Twain

#4. I am what I want. What I seek to consume, possess, and achieve is a mirror that reflects my lusts and cravings, values and priorities, and moral boundaries or lack thereof.

Jane Velez-Mitchell

#5. They're doing everything they can to tighten security at the White House. Today, on the roof of the White House, they added one of those fake owls.

David Letterman

#6. I'm patient with crossword puzzles and the most impatient golfer.

Brett Hull

#7. The inversion of external compulsion into the compulsion of conscience ... produces the machine-like assiduity and pliable allegiance required by the new rationality.

Max Horkheimer