Titmas Union Quotes

#1. Look at the limes in this drink, how they float. That's good news. Next time I'm on a boat, and it capsizes, I will reach for a lime. I'm saved by the buoyancy of citrus.

Mitch Hedberg

#2. I'm the golden eternity in mortal animate form.

Jack Kerouac

#3. The hallmark of my books is the relationships that define women's lives.

Kristin Hannah

#4. I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that gets police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.

David Letterman

#5. People say, "Well, you went on television, it enlarged your readership." It did not at all, not at all. I might as well tell you, I lost some readership, because the profound audience felt somehow bothered by my too easy manner.

Jerzy Kosinski

#6. Theoretically speaking a good reader should also be a good learner, whatever the century and the place!

Carl William Brown

#7. I think you get people taking things to excess in all fields, doctors, lawyers - -it happens to all kinds of people.

John Frusciante

#8. If you want to give a man something practical, consider tires. More than once, I would have gladly traded all the gifts I got for a new set of tires.

Dave Barry

#9. No person loving or admiring himself is alone.

Theodor Reik

#10. This benign property of his prose is not, one hopes, to be attributed to the reason noticed by the eccentric du Garbandier, who said 'the beauty of reading a page of de Selby is that it leads one inescapably to the happy conviction that one is not, of all nincompoops, the greatest'.

Flann O'Brien

#11. A coldness, nearly tangible due to its extreme weight, was perceptible the instant I entered the room.

Gina Marinello-Sweeney

#12. There is a time for everything - a time for being born and a time for coming of age. There is a time for death, too.

Barbara Bel Geddes

#13. Arthur was frequently baffled by the complacency with which people went on with what they insouciantly called their lives, as if both the word and the thing made perfect sense to them.

Julian Barnes

#14. The one radio voice that I listened to above others belonged to Ella Fitzgerald. There was a quality to her voice that fascinated me, and I'd sing along with her, trying to catch the subtle ways she shaded her voice, the casual yet clean way she sang the words.

Doris Day