Tintin Funny Quotes

#1. I'd really like to promote my increasing consumption of bacon.

Jim Gaffigan

#2. Hooray! Hooray! The end of the world has been postponed!

Herge

#3. You know the legend, lady, but you don't know the man. And damn if I'm not tempted to introduce you to the man.

Lorraine Heath

#4. I pray that I can teach you that beauty is subjective;

Key Ballah

#5. Removing the faults in a stage-coach may produce a perfect stage-coach, but it is unlikely to produce the first motor car.

Edward De Bono

#6. No fear. Now is for laughing. The truth is a joke and they're good in Supply.

Hugh Howey

#7. Fear is stupid. So are regrets. -Marilyn Monroe

K. Langston

#8. Obviously the horse can still do things that the gas car can never do, and the gas car will always be able to do things the electric car can't do. But they have really different uses and advantages.

Chris Paine

#9. I went to Russia a Communist; but contact with those who have no doubts has intensified a thousandfold my own doubts, not as to Communism in itself, but as to the wisdom of holding a creed so firmly that for its sake men are willing to inflict widespread misery.

Bertrand Russell

#10. Maybe if I found something I was really passionate about, which is entirely possible, I would make another documentary, but it's not a good career choice for anybody. I don't recommend it.

Terry Zwigoff

#11. Even though their marriage had been dead for over two years (her words, not mine), this put her in the role of the innocent. She was now a woman scorned. ~Shattered Reality

Brenda Perlin

#12. It may be prodigious, but it's all Greek to me!

Herge

#13. Sane women did not marry tyrants.

Stephanie Laurens