Tinkling Bowel Quotes

#1. Pursuit of happiness is like chasing a moving target - a target stuck to the belly of a frolicsome kangaroo.

Majid Kazmi

#2. The unknowable creates the greatest controversies.

Mason Cooley

#3. After about ten seconds, he inhaled and shook

Alice Clayton

#4. Who is to blame for this most recent of sports disgraces in America? The culture that flings young athletes like Tyson up out of obscurity, makes millionaires of them and watches them self-destruct?

Joyce Carol Oates

#5. Religion is the subjective experience. Science is the objective reality. To argue either is a ridiculous waste of time and energy.

Steve Maraboli

#6. The more improbable the message, the less "compressible" it is, and the more bandwidth it requires. This is Shannon's point: the essence is its improbability.

William Poundstone

#7. Never say anything that, down inside, you think is wrong.

George McGovern

#8. Internal self-government under a local constitution was authorized by Congress and approved by the residents in 1952, but federal law is supreme in Puerto Rico and residents do not have voting representation in the Congress.

Dick Thornburgh

#9. Jazz is about the only form of art existing today in which there is freedom of the individual without the loss of group contact.

Dave Brubeck

#10. The mind is seldom quickened to very vigorous operations but by pain, or the dread of pain. We do not disturb ourselves with the detection of fallacies which do us no harm.

Samuel Johnson

#11. Havermeyer was a lead bombardier who never missed. Yossarian was a lead bombardier who had been demoted because he no longer gave a damn whether he missed or not. He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt, and his only mission each time he went up was to come down alive.

Joseph Heller

#12. I'm a businesswoman, and Ms. is an appropriate form of address.

Letitia Baldrige