Timmie Halfway Quotes

#1. Positive thinking will ultimately enable you to live a positive life. So think positively.

Debasish Mridha

#2. An unconsidered life is not one worth living.

Socrates

#3. Your mom can't hate a whole country because of one person!

Jeaniene Frost

#4. We're, ah, taking a break to evaluate things, and, um, reexamine our relationship, so I stuffed him in a closet! I burst out in shame. Timmie's eyes goggled.
Is he still there?

Jeaniene Frost

#5. I shrug. I'm an excellent shrugger. It's rivaled only by my ability to nod.

Katja Millay

#6. The only time my education was interrupted was when I was in school.

George Bernard Shaw

#7. How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue ... and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does the glue go?

Rita Rudner

#8. I told him, "The writing instinct has always lain dormant in me. Now it is in the process of metamorphosis. The era of transition has passed. I am on the threshold of expression."
He said, "Balls.

John Fante

#9. Forgiveness takes the burden of hate, guilt, and bitterness off your back and, with a lighter load, you can climb higher and faster, and be much happier in the process.

Zig Ziglar

#10. For six years, I kept my five Olympic medals wrapped in a plastic bread bag beneath my bed.

Mary Lou Retton

#11. Glancing at the time on my phone, I cringe. Midnight. The witching hour. This was when Calease always came for me.
I hate midnight.

Erica Cameron

#12. I love the opportunity to wear something really special and go to a wonderful event at some great cultural institution.

Sarah Jessica Parker

#13. The wise man does not lay up his own treasures. The more he gives to others, the more he has for his own.

Lao-Tzu

#14. People wanted to get me published, and my early work was so weird that they weren't getting anywhere. I thought, okay, I'll do something that's just a tad more normal.

Nell Zink