Tijd Vliegt Quotes

#1. Bad bananas are like push-up bras
a promise of tenderness can deliver tasteless mush, and we're not supposed to complain.

Kate Lebo

#2. Hey, I work one full hour a day!

Frank Caliendo

#3. I hope you don't mind,
I hope you don't mind,
that I put into words,
how wonderful life is,
now you're in the world.

Elton John

#4. Creation is not your doing, but the way you are, the way you experience life, the situations you attract, are one hundred percent your doing.

Jaggi Vasudev

#5. I'd fired anyone who was involved with Creed. I didn't want anything to do with the music business. The entire press and industry hated me, so what was the point?

Scott Stapp

#6. and send a big proportion to the minesweepers. Mrs Godden, the antique shop owner, says the two pleasure steamers, which used to call at Worthing, are now minesweeping.

Joan Strange

#7. Then, aided by the booze, like a fool I tossed off one of those throwaway lines that would have been better thrown away. Ah, Frank! I thought you were going to be down here fucking Lana.

Ava Gardner

#8. Generally speaking, politicians are an odd bunch. They seem to have very thick skins and genuinely don't care what people think. And charm is a very important part of the politician's armoury. I try to resist that kind of charm.

Paul Merton