Tiffany Debartolo Quotes

#1. You wanna know how to make God laugh?" he said. "Tell him your plans." (God-shaped Hole)

Tiffanie DeBartolo

#2. Drink reacts on its practitioners in conflicting ways. One brave can knock off a quart of Scotch and look and act as sober as Herbert Hoover. Another, after three Martinis, makes two-cushion carroms off the chaise lounge as he attempts to negotiate the bathroom.

Tallulah Bankhead

#3. Our reasonings grasp at straws for premises and float on gossamers for deductions.

Alfred North Whitehead

#4. My first memory is of the brightness of light ... light all around. I was sitting among pillows on a quilt on the ground ... very large white pillows ...

Georgia O'Keeffe

#5. It's not showing off if you back it up.

Dolph Ziggler

#6. Suppose you were to read an entire book each week for the next seventy years. You would read 3,640 books.

Joe J. Christensen

#7. But of course we don't notice the descent until we're rocketing along at high velocity.

Dean Koontz

#8. I love to eat. That's why I got so fat; I love to eat. If I don't walk away from a meal hurting, I didn't do it right. If I don't walk away from Thanksgiving dinner feeling like I've been turkey-f**ked in a gingerbread prison, I didn't do it right.

Greg Behrendt

#9. Leadership is stewardship, it's temporary and you're accountable!

Andy Stanley

#10. If it is to be, it's up to me!

Kajsa Kinsella

#11. I really am happy for Kiley. And for you and every other happily married lady. Except for that I'm not happy for you. I kind of want you all to drop dead.

Rainbow Rowell

#12. As a kid, I had a lot of energy; but the ballet lessons made me calm - this pleased my mother.

Penelope Cruz

#13. In what else, pray, does man differ from the other animals except in that he is used by words?

James Branch Cabell

#14. I remember sitting there on my father's couch or my mother's couch, listening to this lecture about how there were two groups and we had to be separated. We've come a long way from this kind of open racism. And I think it's wonderful.

James Heckman