Threatening But Funny Quotes

#1. he explains that tragedy's most cruel lesson is not that human beings are flawed, or that fate can be unkind, but that no one can ever slip the bonds of time. Outside,

Jean Hegland

#2. Hospitality still survives among foreigners, although it is buried under false pride among the poorest Americans.

Jane Addams

#3. Have you forgotten," she said in a furious whisper, "that he nearly killed us? That he threw my quiver in the stream, and threatened to snap my bow?"
It was unclear which she considered worse: threatening them or her bow.

Michelle Paver

#4. Often, architects work too hard trying to make their buildings look different. It's like we're actors let loose on a stage, all speaking our parts at the same time in our own private languages without an audience.

David Chipperfield

#5. The doctrine of non-attachment.

Swami Vivekananda

#6. You are a very threatening princess."
"Be Careful or I'll beat you up with my tiara.

Alyssa Rose Ivy

#7. Nothing is less suspenseful than a threat that threatens the maker of the threat at least as much as the subject of the threat. Congress hasn't learned this yet, but America has learned it over and over.

Walter Kirn

#8. Love: understanding, honesty, humility, forgiveness, acceptance, patience, reverence, gratitude, graciousness, benevolence, compassion and integrity. Be Love.

Maximus Freeman

#9. One moment before, I knew nothing of it. And then, all of a sudden, I knew this was it. The most amazing thing. I could feel the whispers, I could feel all the dimensions possible. I could define it. I could call it Love

D.N. Joshi

#10. You're like an oceanic Lassie." My grin twitched on my face, threatening to tumble over into laughter again.

Katherine McIntyre

#11. Four parts of man, it was said, survive after death, namely, the soul, the spirit, the shadow, and the double.

Anonymous

#12. I don't let just anyone fine me, you know?

Andrew Smith

#13. Just as fossil fuels from conventional sources are finite and are becoming depleted, those from difficult sources will also run out. If we put all our energy and resources into continued fossil fuel extraction, we will have lost an opportunity to have invested in renewable energy.

David Suzuki

#14. The Duke of Wellington brought to the post of first minister immortal fame,-a quality of success which would almost seem to include all others.

Benjamin Disraeli

#15. If they asked how I died tell them: Still angry.

Richard K. Morgan

#16. I was this non-threatening funny guy who contrasted the image of the Brezhnevs and the Reagans of the world.

Yakov Smirnoff

#17. I'd rather go my whole life in limbo than have him tell me that he's fallen in love with a woman who isn't me.

Elle Kennedy

#18. Lilli . . . Lilli . . . Lilli."

Sweet Jesus, she was going to kill him. She'd just gotten to sleep. Now he was running a finger up and down her spine, saying her name in an extremely life-threatening singsong voice.

Susan Fanetti

#19. There are all sorts of books offering advice on how to deal with life-threatening situations, but where's the advice on dealing with embarrassing ones?

Ellen DeGeneres

#20. Grow past your past and march past the flag of the past!

Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

#21. I wasn't used to guys making me blush, and I wasn't sure why he even was making me blush.

Holly Hood