Thirsty Dude Quotes

#1. People think I'm into sports because I'm a man. But I'm not into sports. I like Gatorade, but that's about as far as it goes. By the way, you don't have to be sweaty and play basketball to enjoy Gatorade. You can just be a thirsty dude. Gatorade forgets about this demographic!

Mitch Hedberg

#2. You must never name the goal. You must never tell us the target you're hitting for. You must automatically go toward it without ever naming it.

Ray Bradbury

#3. Always point your finger at the chest of the person with whom you are being photographed. You will appear dynamic. And no photo editor can crop you from the picture.

Ken Auletta

#4. The deities have so many hidden great things in their skies agenda.
Some can't accept if humans ain't dominant in their scale of priorities.

Toba Beta

#5. A stable 21st century society requires 21st century solutions not 20th century economics

Phil Harding

#6. You humans always try to make things too simple, except when you're trying to make things too complicated. You can never just be with what is.

Angelo Dirks

#7. But you do not need to worry, Cooper. What is mine, I keep.

Sherry Thomas

#8. Look at kids playing with blocks. I think it's in everyone's DNA to want to be a builder.

Dan Phillips

#9. Got no religion. Tried a bunch of different religions. The churches are divided. Can't make up their minds and neither can I.

Bob Dylan

#10. He that has but one word of God before him, and out of that word cannot make a sermon, can never be a preacher.

Martin Luther

#11. Confidence lets you pull anything off, even Tevas with socks

Lena Dunham

#12. Experience shows that those people who were selected to be a head coach in the NFL met with more success if they had had head-coaching experience.

Bob McNair