Top 100 Think God Quotes
#1. Do you think God gets stoned? I think so ... look at the platypus.
Robin Williams
#2. Christianity is not a political theory. It is not even a cultural theory. It is, at its root, all about changing the heart of each man and woman, boy and girl, so that we begin to think God's thoughts and act in accordance with his character.
Ravi Zacharias
#3. You have to remember that love is not an emotion; it is a choice. Before God created us, He chose to love us and considered that love worth the anguish it would cause Him. Even beyond that, I think God made this choice with joy and not with dread.
Vance C. Kessler
#4. I think God is perfect, all-powerful and has an unstoppable plan for everyone, including those who love him and those who don't.
Kirk Cameron
#5. I have the '77 Million Paintings' running in my studio a lot of the time. Occasionally I'll look up from what I'm doing and I think, 'God, I've never seen anything like that before!' And that's a real thrill.
Brian Eno
#6. God, if you think, God you are. Dust if you think, dust you are. As you think, so you become. Think God, be God.
Sathya Sai Baba
#7. And I smiled to think God's greatness flowed around our incompleteness; Round our restlessness, His rest.
Elizabeth Barrett Browning
#8. It is no small comfort that God hath written some Scriptures to you which He hath not to others. Read these, and think God is like a friend who sendeth a letter to a whole house and family, but who speaketh in His letter to some by name that are dearest to Him in the house.
Samuel Rutherford
#9. Sometimes I think God wants there to be a circus so we can show there's another way to respond.
Tony Dungy
#10. This is how God made me. You are how God made you. All God's chillun are made how God made 'em. You think God made a mistake, take it up with Him.
Josh Lanyon
#11. I think God surrounds us, in all different manifestations of the energy.
Ziggy Marley
#12. Do you think God knows what's happenin?
I expect he does.
You think he can stop it?
No. I dont.
Cormac McCarthy
#13. I think God is everything. Human beings created the punitive, vengeful deity who considers us to be innate sinners.
Alanis Morissette
#14. We may think God wants actions of a certain kind, but God wants people of a certain kind.
C.S. Lewis
#15. If you're wrestling with some sort of decision, reflect for a moment and ask yourself, Am I being brave, or am I being safe? In the end, it depends on whether we think God can be trusted.
Gary Haugen
#16. As far as big egos, there are definitely guys out there that just think God only knows what about themselves.
Ethan Suplee
#17. I think God runs the show. Completely. Life proves it every day: He runs the show
Mariska Hargitay
#18. If thinking wants to think God, then it must endeavor to tell stories.
Eberhard Jungel
#20. I think God has chosen to use this as a tool.
Tim LaHaye
#21. I think God is such a good idea that if God didn't exist, we'd have to invent God.
John Green
#22. People think God is a man. People think God has got ears, nose, teeth and he rises daily in the morning, brushes his teeth and washes his mouth. And he is an old man and he has a beard. All these things people think. But no, God is energy. God is perfect and pure energy.
Prem Rawat
#23. I think God is how you deal with everything that's out of your own control.
Douglas Coupland
#24. Men think God is destroying them because he is tuning them. The violinist screws up the key till the tense cord sounds the concert pitch; but it is not to break it, but to use it tunefully, that he stretches the string upon the musical rack.
Henry Ward Beecher
#25. I think the legacy we leave is our family. I don't think it's money. I don't think it's - I'm not saying that charity isn't a great thing. I just think that it's my family. Even now I look and I think, God, I'm lucky if I lost it all.
Michael Buble
#26. There are some people so lonely, they think God is lonely too-
Carl Sandburg
#27. What?s wrong about eating cows? What do you think god made them for? Their big, their stupid, their delicious. You want more reasons? I never met an animal more prepared to die than a cow. Next time you go to the farm look at a cow in the eyes, it is begging you for a bullet.
Paul Rodriguez
#28. I don't think of people as queer or straight," the Doc said. "Not when you're as old as I. And I don't think God does either."
"I didn't know you believed in God, Doc," Vance said.
James Purdy
#29. Prayer involves transformed passions. In prayer, real prayer, we begin to think God's thoughts after Him: to desire the things He desires, to love the things He loves, to will the things He wills.
Richard J. Foster
#30. It is far more comforting to think God listened and said no, than to think that nobody's out there.
Mitch Albom
#31. Do you think God can be trusted? Or do yo think you need to take things into your own hands?
Andy Stanley
#32. I think God has it written down for me, that without training and working hard you will never achieve desired results. All three times I have had to toil my way into the Olympics. Talking about pressure, well that is something you have to learn to deal with in sports.
Vijender Singh
#33. Do we always do the things that God would take pleasure, or that we do things we think God would take pleasure.
Jestoni Revealed
#34. I try to be kind and generous, and to give to people, and to do what I think God wants me to do.
Michael Jackson
#35. I can only think god is responsible for passion,for god gives us bodies with which to express it and heart in which to hold it
Julie Anne Long
#36. I think God's wrath and purgatory are the only things keeping me on the straight and narrow. I like the idea of purgatory. It's like a cosmic do-over.
Katee Sackhoff
#37. I've been blessed with some lovely scripts and a character that people could truly identify with. It's one of those surprises in life that makes you think, 'God was smiling on me that particular day.
Dwight Schultz
#38. I think God's really blessed me with patience. I'm good with a lot of things going on at once.
Niki Taylor
#39. I think God hands over to His apprentices the moulding of vessels that don't interest Him.
("The Accursed Cordonnier")
Bernard Capes
#40. I don't think God gives a shit if we have a dog or if a woman wears shorts. I think He gives a shit whether you're a good person.
John Green
#41. I think God has plans for everyone, and I'm just thankful this is his plan for me.
Britney Spears
#42. I think God destined that I play. I think it's all in the books already.
Michelle Wie
#43. I simply think God is greater than our weakness. In fact, I think it is our weakness that reveals how great God is.
Max Lucado
#44. I think God is as much a basic ingredient in the universe as neutrons and positrons. This is the prime force, when we look around the universe.
Gene Roddenberry
#45. I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky ... a pulsating force of incredible energy.
David Arquette
#46. I don't think God cares a whole lot about the outcome. He cares about the people involved, but I don't think he's a big football fan.
Aaron Rodgers
#47. If people think God is interesting, the onus is on them to show that there is anything there to talk about. Otherwise they should just shut up about it.
Richard Dawkins
#48. I got a cold feeling toward religion in general. I don't think God would want to separate families.
Ja Rule
#49. Even actresses that you really admire, like Reese Witherspoon, you think, 'Another romantic comedy?' You see her in something like 'Walk the Line' and think, 'God, you're so great!' And then you think, 'Why is she doing these stupid romantic comedies?' But of course, it's for money and status.
Gwyneth Paltrow
#50. I think God is in us. I think we manifest God in every moment.
Alanis Morissette
#51. The fact of God is necessary for the fact of man. Think God away and man has no ground of existence.
A.W. Tozer
#52. I don't think God puts us on this earth so we can be afraid of stepping into the unknown. Isn't tomorrow an unknown even if we all stay right here where tradition is kept and every piece of ground is familiar?
Cindy Woodsmall
#53. Why do we think God is watching us? Maybe God is the one doing the whole trip.
Art Hochberg
#54. I think God understands our pain better than we think. Crying over a sister or a brother who has died is natural and by no means wrong. We can be comforted to know that even though they are gone, we will see them again when we are all in heaven.
Sarah Holman
#55. Tell you the truth, Father, I don't think God has a favorite football team, or a favorite
Brad Thor
#56. I think God is a callous bitch not making me a lesbian. I'm deeply disappointed by my sexual interest in men.
Diamanda Galas
#57. I think God calls and encourages us to dream big, but sometimes we put God in a box in a very small way, when God wants us to look outside the box.
Jodi Benson
#58. You didn't ask for a priest." "Whether I've been good or bad, I don't think God will be fooled by a last-minute change of heart.
Ken Follett
#59. Do you think god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created here on earth?
Steve Buscemi
#60. Do you think God made the world to amuse himself because he was bored? Because if so he would have to be mean.
Jack Kerouac
#61. In moments of unmet desire, heartbreak, or grief, Satan sends a poisonous arrow of doubt straight at your heart. This was his plan with Eve. He persuaded her to think God was "holding out on her" and that she would be better off not listening to Him.
Marian Jordan Ellis
#62. I am catholic. And I don't like to see catholicism being brought into disrepute by those in charge who don't seem to believe in God at all ... they act like they don't think God is watching.
Sinead O'Connor
#63. I don't think God is ever done speaking into our lives. Even when we don't want to hear it. Even when our hearts are cold.
Susan May Warren
#64. When God's justice falls, we are offended because we think God owes perpetual mercy. We must not take His grace for granted. We must never lose our capacity to be amazed by grace
R.C. Sproul
#65. I think God pays attention to our hearts and enjoys when people want to get close to Him. He knows our sadness and the brokenness we want to hide from Him, and He sends people to look for us.
Bob Goff
#66. Don't let anybody make you think God chose America as His divine messianic force to be a sort of policeman of the whole world.
Martin Luther King Jr.
#67. I cannot know for certain but I think God is very improbable, and I live my life on the assumption that he is not there.
Richard Dawkins
#68. I think God rarely gives to one man, or one set of men, more than one great moral victory to win.
Lucy Stone
#69. I think God is a pretty fair guy, so tithing is a pretty fair process.
Neil Cavuto
#70. Somehow, I think God will forgive her. If not, eh, Hell has better parties anyway.
C.T. Phipps
#71. They's mighty particular how dese dead folks goes tuh judgment," Tea Cake observed to the man working next to him. "Look lak dey think God don't know nothin' 'bout de Jim Crow law.
Zora Neale Hurston
#72. I think God's justice is making wrongs right.
Joel Osteen
#73. I used to think God wouldn't talk to me, but now I know I'm just selective with what I choose to hear.
Bob Goff
#74. Do you think God knew what he was doing when he created woman?
Jack Nicholson
#75. What we think about God-what we think God is like-will determine the relationship we have with God.
James Bryan Smith
#77. I don't think God said we should all be soft. My job is to compete, and the best prevails. I will continue to play, and that's the way I'm succeeding in my life. If I hit you by mistake, all I can say is 'I'm sorry,' and I keep moving on.
Dikembe Mutombo
#78. If'n you'd a-got kilt, it'd mean you jest didn't move fast enough, like a rabbit that gits caught by a hound dog. You think God favors the dog over the rabbit, son?" I
Olive Ann Burns
#79. I don't think God will continue to bless America if we continue to kill 1.2 million children every year.
Rick Santorum
#80. Lock yourself in here and if you hear
anything. Shoot. I don't care if you think God himself is about to waltz through that door, shoot him to
Swiss cheese--he'll survive.
Jamie Lynn Dougherty
#81. I know that what you call 'God' really exists, but not in the form you think; God is primal cosmic energy, the love in your body, your integrity, and your perception of the nature in you and outside of you.
Wilhelm Reich
#82. I don't think God is a gender. He presents himself as a father but he comes to us with the tenderness of a mother. In some of the parables, he is the housewife who cleans the house looking for the lost coin.
Max Lucado
#83. I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.
Steven Wright
#84. Can you worship a God who isn't obligated to explain His actions to you? Could it be your arrogance that makes you think God owes you an explanation?
Francis Chan
#85. I think God wants to make me pure gold, so He is burning out the dross, teaching me the meaning of the fire, the burnt offering, the death of the self-part of me.
Amy Carmichael
#86. I think God gave us senses of humor, and we should use them.
Vera Farmiga
#87. I want to think God for his blessings, healing me and giving me guidance.
Charley Jordan
#88. Sometimes we look at gay being a bigger sin than being proud or not telling the truth. I don't think God categorizes sins.
Joel Osteen
#89. Do you think God wants a waterfall to be a tree?
John Updike
#90. The worst kind of blasphemy is to think God is behind all your hurt and pain, that it is the heavenly Father disciplining you,
David Wilkerson
#91. Money is my God. If you think God will help you then quit your job and see how much he cares.
Mike Tyson
#92. I think God puts people in our lives as gifts to us. The children in your class this year, they are some of God's gifts to you. So please treat each one like a gift from God. Every single one.
Glennon Doyle Melton
#93. I just think God put me on this earth as a tool ... showing people you can achieve stuff once you set you mind to things, that it can be accomplished.
Tito Ortiz
#94. Of his new book, Don says: It might be the greatest book ever written. I don't think anybody is going to read a book again after they read my new one. I think God is proud of me. I am going to make a killing off this thing and I'm going to use the money to go to space.
Donald Miller
#95. What do you think God gave you more wealth than is requisite to satisfy your rational wants for, when you look around and see how many are in absolute need of that which you do not need? Can you not take the hint?
J.G. Holland
#96. Anything that has to travel all the way down from your cerebellum to your fingertips, there's a lot of things that can happen on the journey. Sometimes I'll listen to records, my own stuff, and I think god, the original idea for this was so much better than the mutation that we arrived at.
Elvis Costello
#97. When I naturally write a story and I feel that the guy (is) sitting across the table from the girl and flirting with her ... I think, 'God, that can't be me' because I'm just too old for that part. You need a 30-year-old or a 35-year-old for that part. And so I've given myself less and less roles.
Woody Allen
#98. Never think God doesn't listen when you tell Him what you want.
Susan Howatch
#99. Whether it's that moment in acting when everything is suspended and you're not yourself, or breaking through the veil of a very long run or swim, or hearing my daughter laugh they are all pathways to what I think God must be.
Jennifer Beals
#100. Art is elemental. Reason alone as it's expressed in the sciences can't be man's complete answer to reality, and it can't express everything that man can, wants to, and has to express. I think God built this into man. Art along with science is the highest gift God has given him.
Pope Benedict XVI