Thijs Lauer Quotes

#1. I'll buy it right now, Jack," said an English voice, somehow familiar, "if you stop being such a fucking tosser, that is.

Neal Stephenson

#2. Every time you come near me," he said, "you come closer to the end of everything."
"It does not feel that way," she said. "It feels like I am coming closer to the beginning.

Malinda Lo

#3. You're getting a tattoo? What is going on with you, Abby? Did you breathe toxic fumes in that fire?

Jamie McGuire

#4. Hatred is the vice of narrow souls; they feed it with all their littleness, and make it the pretext of base tyrannies.

Honore De Balzac

#5. When my dog Buster died, I couldn't get over it. I was in bits.

Paul O'Grady

#6. When you fear God you fear nothing else!

Oswald Chambers

#7. This generation - it's almost a religious thing now. The millennium, the end days, no need to be responsible anymore to the future. A burden has been lifted from them. The Baby Jesus is managing the portfolio of earthly affairs, and nobody begrudges Him the carried interest ...

Thomas Pynchon

#8. The mother has to have enough food in order to produce enough milk in order to breast feed, but she has to know that she should breast feed. That's an education issue.

Catherine Bertini

#9. I love epistolary novels and became wildly excited when the form presented itself to me.

Maria Semple

#10. How do you catch a knuckleball? You wait until it stops rolling, then go pick it up.

Bob Uecker