The Most Sarcastic Quotes

#1. And he raised his glass to her. It could have been a compliment. Or the most sarcastic gesture anyone had ever made to her.

Lisa Kleypas

#2. PRINT the ticket, take the ride!

Chairman Kingmaker

#3. Father never went into depth about what happened if I woke up, unable to remember how I'd died, but most definitely in the hands of those not selected to have s'mores and sleepovers for all of eternity.

Heather Heffner

#4. For me and my entire generation, we took on this kind of sarcastic, ironic, snarkiness because it seemed the most extreme reaction to the earnestness of hippies.

Chuck Palahniuk

#5. German in the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747.

Willie Rushton

#6. I thought I dreamed you." The words whisper from my parched throat.
His head tilts to one side, his mouth shifting to something less sarcastic, more amused. "That may be the most enchanting thing I've ever been told after spending the night with a girl.

Tammara Webber

#7. A person who can laugh and go with life does not demand to be in control, which is why the most controlling people may be sarcastic but lack an authentic sense of humor.

Richard Rohr

#8. Girlfriend? That's cute." Some people yelled when they got angry. Jason got sarcastic. Always. " Are you taking her to the dance next month? You should probably call ahead; I'm not sure if they let pets in-even ones that are house-trained.

Kathleen Peacock

#9. Unalloyed Joy of Life has become a trademark; starting from the day, when the world economy has come to a standstill.

Kristian Goldmund Aumann

#10. My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my mom's very silly, and that side of the family is very musical.

Tim Heidecker

#11. I do." He was clearly amused by my disdain. "We have only been speaking for two minutes, Paige. Try not to waste all your sarcasm in one breath."
I wanted to kill him. As it happened, I couldn't.

Samantha Shannon

#12. You make the rarest canvas, love

Madeline Miller

#13. I wish I'd known you when you were alive.

Leonard Louis Levinson

#14. My life is worth living said the Scorpion and showed his sting.

Kristian Goldmund Aumann

#15. I'd to do more stuff with less sarcasm.

Sara Gilbert

#16. His voice was the most obnoxious squeak I ever was tormented with.

Charles Lamb

#17. It pains me to admit this, but Roger was a good sight less stupid than most children.

Heidi Schulz

#18. It's weird, marriage. It's like this license that gives a person the legal right to control their spouse / their 'other half.

Jess C. Scott

#19. You're a big, lovable teddy bear.

Michael Grant