The Lego Batman Movie Quotes

#1. Baseball has better opening days and All-Star Games than the N.F.L. does. Ours stink.

John Madden

#2. I really like the Doors. I like Kevin Spacey, Bruce Springsteen, Will Farrell, Reggie Watts, Tina Turner, who is also very hot, Tracy Chapman. Beethoven.

Flula Borg

#3. You fit get me inside dere?" he asked, his voice lusty in her ear. "I go try, baby," she whispered.

Nnedi Okorafor

#4. The leaf lives its appointed time, and does not struggle against the wind that carries it away. The leaf does no harm, and finally falls to nourish new leaves. So it should be with all men and women.

Robert Jordan

#5. I think ghosts would be some energy that hasn't found a home yet. I don't think they have any personal attachment to what is happening here. I've definitely been in a place where I've felt some energy that someone was watching me.

Jeordie White

#6. When my girlfriend cooks dinner, I'm happy to do the dishes. Because I make her wash dishes when I take her to a restaurant.

Anthony Jeselnik

#7. and kisses are a better fate than wisdom - e. e. cummings, "since feeling is first

Scott Westerfeld