The Ideal Husband Quotes

#1. The ideal husband? There couldn't be such a thing. The institution is wrong.

Oscar Wilde

#2. The point is, Dean was not and is not nor will he ever be the ideal husband... he gives the minimum amount.

Deana Martin

#3. The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn't say.

Alfred Hitchcock

#4. Vulgarity is simply the conduct of other people.

Oscar Wilde

#5. He broke the kiss and leaned against her, breathing hard. Good morning to you, too. Man, I just can't stay mad when you do that.

Rachel Caine

#6. An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband.

Booth Tarkington

#7. It is not the germs we need worry about. It is our inner terrain.

Louis Pasteur

#8. Self-belief and hard work will always earn you success.

Virat Kohli

#9. Reading is sexy. Women who read are suspect. Women who write dangerous.

Chloe Thurlow

#10. I think a writer is not an ideal husband ... Writers tend to get off into their own heads and not notice the people that they're living with, or they get irritable with the people that they're living with when the people insist on being noticed.

Roy Blount Jr.

#11. By the time I had complete my 22nd year, I was a new man - an atheist.

Bela Bartok

#12. The ideal man doesn't exist. A husband is easier to find.

Britt Ekland

#13. Have you worked towards your dream today?

Alan Shepherd

Pamela Harstad

#14. When you have a godly husband, a godly wife, children who respect their parents and who are loved by their parents, who provide for those children their physical and spiritual and material needs, lovingly, you have the ideal unit.

Jerry Falwell

#15. First she would try to kill him, but failing this give him food and her body, breast-feed him back to a state of childishness and even, perhaps, feel affection for him. Then, the moment he was asleep, cut his throat. The synopsis of the ideal marriage.

J.G. Ballard

#16. Marriage is a matter for common sense."
"But women who have common sense are so curiously plain, father, aren't they? Of course I only speak from heresay?"
"No woman, plain or pretty, has any common sense at all, sir. Common sense is the privilege of our sex.

Oscar Wilde

#17. Faith itself, you see, is the key-the magic wand that they wave over the bubbling brew they have concocted to render it 'self-evident'.

Terry Goodkind

#18. All the PHP code I've seen in that experience has been messy, unmaintainable crap. Spaghetti SQL wrapped in spaghetti PHP wrapped in spaghetti HTML, replicated in slightly-varying form in dozens of places.

Tim Bray

#19. There is one thing worse than an absolutely loveless marriage: a marriage in which there is love, but on one side only.

Oscar Wilde

#20. He really did want to leave her alone. Forever. Every time they crossed paths he became more and more entangled. He didn't know why. It wasn't as though she was charming or pleasant. But she was beautiful and seductive as hell. Damn it!" Chapter 7

Shana Galen

#21. I watch just as much WWE as almost anyone, but I love to. It's something I enjoy doing. I don't force myself to watch. I get excited for Mondays. I get excited to see the show.

John Cena

#22. Behind every clever man is an even cleverer woman.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#23. My worst mistake has been not grasping that time goes by. It was going by and there I was, set in the attitude of the ideal wife of an ideal husband. Instead of bringing our sexual relationship to life again I brooded happily over memories of our former nights together.

Simone De Beauvoir

#24. My doctor says I must not have any serious conversation after seven [o'clock]. It makes me talk in my sleep.

Oscar Wilde

#25. I have forgotten all about my school days. I have a vague impression that they were detestable.

Oscar Wilde

#26. Indeed, as a rule, everybody turns out to be somebody else.

Oscar Wilde

#27. The drawback of stealing a thing, is that one never knows how wonderful the thing that one steals is.

Oscar Wilde

#28. If there is one thing I know, it's that with every great achievement in our lives, there is an insecure idiot hiding around the corner waiting to take a baseball bat to it.

Dan Pearce

#29. He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.

Ljupka Cvetanova

#30. I can't imagine how people will react to my music. For me, it's a really fluid process from one record to the next, but it's really up to the listener.

Jenny Lewis

#31. Ah! that is the great thing in life, to live the truth.

Oscar Wilde

#32. If one listens one may be convinced; and a man who allows himself to be convinced by an argument is a thoroughly unreasonable person

Oscar Wilde

#33. I grew up without the rose-tinted look at the profession many of my friends had, but I've been very lucky playing major roles in 'An Ideal Husband', 'Arcadia' and 'The Memory of Water'.

Samantha Bond

#34. There have been two [career highlights]. Waking up in New York to hear I'd been nominated for Best Actor for a Tony Award on Broadway, for An Ideal Husband. The other one was waking up the morning after the opening night of A Man For All Seasons and reading the reviews.

Martin Shaw

#35. The workplace is designed around the male life cycle and there is no allowance for children and family. There's a fragile new cultural ideal - that both the husband and wife work.

Lynn Povich

#36. My ideal of womanhood has always been the pioneer woman who fought and worked at her husband's side. She bore the children, kept the home fires burning; she was the hub of the family, the
planner and the dreamer.

Lucille Ball

#37. My ideal guy is my future husband. Not sure who he is yet, but he's out there. What impresses me in a gay guy? A warm smile, stubble, easy to talk to, thoughtful tattoos, kind eyes, wit, positivity, wanderlust, ambition, and a cute ass.

Tyler Oakley

#38. You always assume for some strange reason that you need three meals a day.

Wole Soyinka

#39. The average woman must inevitably view her actual husband with a certain disdain; he is anything but her ideal. In consequence, she cannot help feeling that her children are cruelly handicapped by the fact that he is their father.

H.L. Mencken

#40. The Iron Rule of prudence for an Istanbulite Woman: If you are as fragile as a tea glass, either find a way to never encounter burning water and hope to marry an ideal husband or get yourself laid and broken as soon as possible. Alternatively, stop being a tea-glass woman!

Elif Shafak

#41. Being in the uncomfortable zone is much better than staying in the cheese-less situation .

Spencer Johnson