The Grinch Quotes

#1. Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store.

Dr. Seuss

#2. You're The Grinch, Cole! That's why you don't like it.

Josh Mathews

#3. The Grinch says leave!

Bret Easton Ellis

#4. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before! What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. What if Christmas ... perhaps ... means a little bit more!

Dr. Seuss

#5. I am one of those people who is not very patient in the makeup chair. I have been offered movies like 'Planet of the Apes' and stuff like 'The Grinch Who Stole Christmas' and I turned them down.

John C. Reilly

#6. He grinned, a very dark and evil grin ... the kind of grin that the Grinch had before he stole Christmas.

Cameo Renae

#7. The only way I can describe it-at the end of How the Grinch Stole Christmas, you know how his heart grows like five times? Everything is full; it's just full all the time.

Matt Damon

#8. I was born with a heart that was two sizes too small, but when I saw my baby, it was like the Grinch discovering the true meaning of Christmas.

Jim Gaffigan

#9. And he, he himself ... the Grinch ... carved the roast-beast!

Dr. Seuss

#10. Don't look at me like that," said Guy.
"How am I looking at you?" I asked.
"Like I'm the Grinch who stole Christmas.

E. Van Lowe

#11. If you've seen Mary Poppins and The Grinch, come to the Booth Theater and let me shove a little coal down your stocking.

Nathan Lane

#12. And what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say that the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day

Dr. Seuss

#13. Pop guns! And bicycles! Roller skates! Drums! Checkerboards! Tricycles! Popcorn! And plums!
And he stuffed them in bags. Then the Grinch, very nimbly,
Stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimbley!

Dr. Seuss

#14. Vivi held up the front page of the New York Times, pointing out the headline: 'The Grinch Who Killed Christmas.'
"Way to go, Grinch,

Debbie Mason

#15. Kelsey flopped next to him, propping her elbow on the back of the couch so she was facing him. "Do you have something against happiness?"
"Yes. Don't tell anyone, but I moonlight as the Grinch.

Cindi Madsen

#16. I can't wait to see The Grinch. It's so out of the world. Every time a movie like that comes out, I'm stoked. It's like real life.

Tina Yothers

#17. He took the Who's feast, he took the Who pudding, he took the roast beast. He cleaned out that ice box as quick as a flash. Why, the Grinch even took their last can of Who hash.

Dr. Seuss

#18. You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.

Dr. Seuss

#19. Turn strangers into friends. Turn friends into donors. And then do the most important job: Turn your donors into fundraisers.

Seth Godin

#20. The mother is the most precious possessions of the nation, so precious that society advances its highest well-being when it protects the functions of the mother.

Ellen Key

#21. I hate Christmas. I do think it is odd that I have wound up playing these two iconic Christmas haters. It is the same story, in a way. Scrooge is the original Grinch. I think I am perfectly suited, because I have had some dark Christmases.

Jim Carrey

#22. This boy turkied my Thanksgiving, but I won't let him Grinch my Christmas. -Dean Hughes (Midway to Heaven)

Dean Hughes

#23. The tree screamed Jingle Bells and the snow whispered Silent Night, but for the first time in her life she felt strangely Grinch-like.

Nicki Edwards

#24. Mistakes remember'd are not faults forgot.

Robert Henry Newell

#25. Grinch had so many people in make up - virtually everybody. We had about 100 people a day for five months. And every day we would use 100 sets of appliances.

Rick Baker

#26. Technic is the result of a need new needs demand new technics total control denial of the accident States of order organic intensity energy and motion made visible memories arrested in space, human needs and motives acceptance

Jackson Pollock

#27. The subject, a widely known architect with leanings toward theosophy and occultism, went violently insane on the date of young Wilcox's seizure, and expired several months later after incessant screamings to be saved from some escaped denizen of hell.

H.P. Lovecraft

#28. I am feeling increasingly a part of a world I do not belong to.

Leigh Green

#29. When it comes to pay raises, Congress always plays the role of Grinch. The bill extends an existing pay freeze for Vice President Joe Biden, specifically, and senior political appointees broadly.

Susan Davis

#30. Discrimination is a bad bad bad thing.

Emily Saliers

#31. I have heard Science Fiction and Fantasy referred to as the fiction of ideas, and I like that definition, but it's the mainstream public that chooses my books for the most part.

Jean M. Auel

#32. To supervise people, you must either surpass them in their accomplishments or despise them.

Benjamin Disraeli

#33. "We speak different languages, as usual," responded Woland, "but this does not change the things we speak about. Well? ... "

Mikhail Bulgakov

#34. the goal is to get old without getting feeble.

Lou Schuler

#35. Their love was something which coloured the air between them like sunlight.

Joanne Harris

#36. I'm still learnin'. I pick up something from every performer I watch.

Wanda Jackson